I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem
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Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
The Reeseβs was in pieces.
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Did you hear about the peanut that wanted to be a teacher?
It wanted to go into macadamia.
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A toothless old lady in hospital always gave away the peanuts she was given by her visitors to the nurses to eat.
One day a nurse asked her why she didn't ask for grapes instead of nuts.She replied that you can't get grapes with chocolate coating!
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An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "How about something to eat?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "What about some peanuts?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
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I once took a trip to Seattle on a plane in which the stewards only served candy made when peanut butter meets milk chocolate...
I don't know how far this Reese eating airline goes...
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︎ Mar 18 2021
As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.
He was a bit of a wall nut.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
One day, two peanuts were walking down the street.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I was given a bag of peanuts that had been blessed by the Pope.
I gave them away...I hate religious nuts.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What the peanut say to the almond?
"Hey, can I cashew a question?"
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Two peanuts from the country went to the city, and one was asalted
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What do you say when your wife is so envious of your peanut butter obsession she wants to put it on herself in the bedroom?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Did you hear the rumor about peanut butter?
I donβt want to spread it.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Ah finally. I have the almighty peanut butter.
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︎ May 29 2020
Two peanuts rolling down the hill
One of them was assaulted.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
My wife just yelled at the kids βwho got into the peanut butter
Me: probably a bunch of nuts
I was the only one who laughed.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Whatβs got peanut butter, and flies laughing hysterically over the beach?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
I'm so proud of my son, for bringing bread and a jar of peanut butter to the truck show.
After all, this is MONSTER JAM!
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I made a playlist with music from the Peanuts soundtrack, Eminem, and the Cranberries.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Did you guys hear the one about the two peanuts walking down the street?
One of them was a salted.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Two peanuts were walking down the street
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.
I named it The Trail Mix.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
There were two peanuts walking through the park, and one was a salted
.........(thatβs the joke )
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
I finally made a playlist for hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from peanuts, the cranberries and eminem.
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I made a hiking playlist, it has songs from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem
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︎ Mar 10 2020
I had a playlist for hiking with music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem...
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
I made a hiking playlist. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I made a playlist for hiking, it has songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem
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︎ Feb 25 2020
I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Two peanuts were walking down the street
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem
I call it my trail mix
(Not oc I just thought it was funny)
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Two peanuts were walking down the street
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︎ Jan 24 2020
2 peanuts were walking down the street.
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Two peanuts were walking down the street...
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