The Mummy! Puns

A list of puns related to "The Mummy!"

how did the mummy pay for stuff?

crypt-o-currency (Happy Halloween!)

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👤︎ u/myverypunnydad
📅︎ Oct 31 2022
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What did the director say when *The Mummy* was finished filming?

That’s a wrap.

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👤︎ u/NoneOfThisIsFine
📅︎ Sep 21 2022
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In the film The Mummy, the titular Mummy turns other people into mummies.

What a pyramid scheme!

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👤︎ u/that_introverted_guy
📅︎ Aug 14 2022
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What’s the difference between a fart and an Egyptian mummy?

One is common tootin’ but the other is Tutankhamen

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👤︎ u/Keith_Courage
📅︎ Feb 27 2022
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Mummy, mummy. Can I lick the bowl?

No son, flush it like everyone else.

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👤︎ u/olivia_nutron_bomb
📅︎ Apr 13 2022
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Did you know Brendan Fraser took a Business Ethics class before filming The Mummy Returns?

He wanted to learn about pyramid schemes.

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👤︎ u/bigtuna1993
📅︎ Jan 23 2022
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When famed archeologist Howard Carter unearthed King Tut, he was startled but not too surprised when the mummy farted after 2000 years...

...after all, his name's was Tutankhamun, not Toot Impossible!

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👤︎ u/Pastoredbtwo
📅︎ Feb 19 2022
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Did you hear about the new tomb being exhumed in Egypt, the mummy had nuts and chocolates in its wrapping

They're calling it Pharaoh Roche

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👤︎ u/Kub3rt
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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What did the mummy dad joke to be say to the daddy dad joke?

I have a pun in the oven.

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👤︎ u/GrizzKarizz
📅︎ Dec 04 2021
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Did you hear about the mummy that came down with something?

He became a sarcoughphagus

(This is my first dad joke post And I know its not very good, If you have ideas on how to improve Id love to hear them!)

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👤︎ u/Artemistic_
📅︎ Jul 14 2021
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Did you hear about the mummy arrested by the SEC?

Yup, running a pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/JimmyTheFace
📅︎ Oct 13 2021
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Why did the mummy get fined by the FCC?

Too much cursing.

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👤︎ u/therealdjbc
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?

Because it had received a ghost card

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👤︎ u/Foamy07
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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What did the mummy cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime.

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👤︎ u/thisDiff
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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Why didn't the mummy have any hobbies?

He was too wrapped up in his work.

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👤︎ u/MySonAteMyHomework
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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The true identity of the mummy was...

Under wraps

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👤︎ u/SmellyRapscallion
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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I went to dinner with a cannibal family I know. The conversation was flowing. Their daughter suddenly piped up “Mummy I don’t like Nanny”. The mother replied...

“Well leave her on the side and just eat your vegetables”.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Ever hear about the mummy who caught a cold?

He couldn't stop coffin.

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👤︎ u/Wukeywukey
📅︎ Jul 19 2013
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Why didn't the mummy finish his Halloween candy?

Because he was stuffed!

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👤︎ u/BrakemanBob
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn?

Where’s pop corn?

Darkest Christmas cracker joke I’ve seen.

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👤︎ u/jaggington
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Archeologists in Egypt have uncovered the tomb of a mummy that appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts

It's beleived to be the long lost Pharoah Rocher.

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👤︎ u/philbertagain
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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What did Superman say to the mummy?

Meet me by the kryptonite.

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👤︎ u/2SP00KY4ME
📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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What did the baby corn say to mummy corn?

Where’s my pop corn ?

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👤︎ u/DannyGere
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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