A list of puns related to "The Marshal"
He was a deserter.
They are citing Eminem Domain.
He sits criss-cross in a handicapped spot, on his phone.
A disabled man in a wheelchair rolls to the spot, sees him, and asks him to move.
The man sitting down says "Don't you know who I am?"
The disabled man says "No, who are you where you're so important you can sit in a spot designed for me?"
The man says "My name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III. I'm literally Eminem. I'm so famous, I can sit in this spot and not get any backlash."
The disabled man gets a little shocked, seeing the REAL Eminem sitting in his spot. Suddenly, he gets a brilliant idea.
The man says...
"May I have your attention please?"
Eminem looks up, confused.
"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
Eminem sweats.
"I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
A security guard comes over, realizing what's going on, also knowing the song.
"We're gonna have a problem here."
Jonathan Davis brought the corn and Fred Durst made biscuits but they were a little too limp. Marshal Mathers wasn't prepared, so all he could provide was some M&M's. Neil Peart had to leave early because he was in a rush, and the meal was so bad that it disturbed David Draimen.
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