The Mandarin Mandalorian
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrontenRetro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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The Mandalorian came across Little Ms. Muffet having difficulty with her meal. He stopped to help, letting her know...

"These are the curds and this is the Whey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drwheatie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What is the slogan of the Mandalorian dairy?

This is the whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What did the Mandalorian bodybuilder say when he was accused of taking steroids?

This is the Whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N11Ordo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?

Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you call the Mandalorian's partner?

Co-Mando.

(Credit to my girlfriend)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoretrooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What does the Mandalorian use to clean up Baby Yoda's messes?

He uses Bounty [a paper towel brand in the US]

I'm very proud--my teenage son just came up with this one, though I see a few variations when searching through past dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tampaillini
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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The Mandalorians.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Costemediante
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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The mandalorian was handing out valentine's. They read.......

Baby, Yoda best, valentine from a galaxy far far away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buggnugg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What did the Mandalorian say to his friend while showing him a gps navigation app?

"This is the Waze."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksandwich70
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What’s the Mandalorian’s favourite paper towel?

Bounty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmust4chio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Did you hear about the Mandalorian who was addicted to bubble tea?

He was Boba-fettered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DraconicDungeon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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A chubby Mandalorian steps on the scale at the doctor's office. The nurse reads it and says, "215 lbs." Mando sternly replies "180 pounds..."

"this is the weigh."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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The Mandalorian is showing Baby Yoda around his ships.

They enter the fitness room and The Mandalorian flips a switch revealing a hidden compartment full of protein drinks.

"This is the whey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What does the Mandalorian say when he offers you a protein drink?

This is the whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Spoilers forβ€˜The Mandalorian’

Next episode the Mandalorian thinks Baby Yoda is getting laryngitis. But it turns out that he just has a frog in his throat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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