The Mandalorian came across Little Ms. Muffet having difficulty with her meal. He stopped to help, letting her know...
"These are the curds and this is the Whey."
What is the slogan of the Mandalorian dairy?
This is the whey.
What did the Mandalorian bodybuilder say when he was accused of taking steroids?
This is the Whey.
What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?
Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.
What do you call the Mandalorian's partner?
Co-Mando.
(Credit to my girlfriend)
What does the Mandalorian use to clean up Baby Yoda's messes?
He uses Bounty [a paper towel brand in the US]
I'm very proud--my teenage son just came up with this one, though I see a few variations when searching through past dad jokes.
The mandalorian was handing out valentine's. They read.......
Baby, Yoda best, valentine from a galaxy far far away.
What did the Mandalorian say to his friend while showing him a gps navigation app?
"This is the Waze."
What’s the Mandalorian’s favourite paper towel?
Bounty.
Did you hear about the Mandalorian who was addicted to bubble tea?
He was Boba-fettered.
A chubby Mandalorian steps on the scale at the doctor's office. The nurse reads it and says, "215 lbs." Mando sternly replies "180 pounds..."
"this is the weigh."
The Mandalorian is showing Baby Yoda around his ships.
They enter the fitness room and The Mandalorian flips a switch revealing a hidden compartment full of protein drinks.
"This is the whey."
What does the Mandalorian say when he offers you a protein drink?
This is the whey
Spoilers for‘The Mandalorian’
Next episode the Mandalorian thinks Baby Yoda is getting laryngitis. But it turns out that he just has a frog in his throat.
