To the man in wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you can't run!!!
The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died.
May he restaurant in peace
It was just confirmed that the man who fell off the 30th floor roof of a night club...
To the man who stole my Microsoft office account:
I will find you, you have my Word!
The man who invented Velcro has died.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France?
Kudos to the man who invented the cheese grater.
Did you hear about the man who fell over in a French bakery?
He ended up in a lot of pain.
The man who invented autocorrect has died...
His funfair will be helped next Monkey
The man who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it the Brella...
Did you hear about the man who was obsessed with magic mushrooms?
He was known as the fun guy … 🍄
What happened to the American man who went to the hospital for a broken leg?
Did you hear about the man who had such a gambling problem, he ended up selling every single body part to pay for it?
He should have quit while he was still a head.
The Man who Hitched Too Much
I heard that Sean Connery once pulled the razor out of a man’s hand, who was shredding a large pile of cash to bits
I guess he wanted to shave a dollar
Did you hear about the man who broke into the ketchup factory?
The police caught him red handed
Did you hear about the armed man who ran into the real estate office and shouted,
I just met the man who made the globe I keep on my desk!
Did you hear about the cheese man who painted his wife?
What happened to the man who ate too many “edibles”?
The man who invented the ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round
They ran in difference circles
Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of an 18th floor Nightclub...
What did the cute nurse say to the man who came into the ER with a table saw injury?
Why was the man who had lost his thesaurus so quiet?
He was a man of few words
Did you hear about the man who couldn't stop blowing his "duck call" whistle?
He was addicted to quack.
What do you call the man who shreds your cheese at a restaurant?
Not sure, but he seems like a grate guy.
I know a man who is so good at taxidermy, the level of detail is incredible and he really brings the animal to life, especially deer...
That's why he makes the big bucks.
To the man who stole my anti-depression meds.
So if a man who is bald on the forehead is said to be smart, and a man who is bald on the top of his head is said to have been thinking too much, what do you call a man who is bald on the forehead AND the top of his head?
The man who created the shovel
Made a groundbreaking invention
Did you hear the news about the man who died while sipping an earl grey?
What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who sprained his leg?
Did you hear about the Greek man who died of extremely poor dental hygiene?
He was sent straight to Tartarus
did you hear about the man who almost died after his left arm and leg got cut off?
What did the man who bought a Jolly Roger say to his wife?
The man who created the “Hokey Pokey” died recently.
The most traumatic part was when they put him in the coffin.
They put his left leg in…that’s when the trouble started.
The police ruled out murder for the man who slid down the manhole
They said it was a clear case of sewer-slide.
What did the executioner say to the condemned man who tried to choose the weakest looking rope?
All these cheese jokes remind me of the man who accidentally painted his wife twice
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
What do you call a man who handles the financials of an ant colony?
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run.
Police have confirmed today that the man who fell from a night club roof.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket.
You can hide but you can't run.
The man who invented velcro died today
The man who created autocorrect has died
The man who invented the umbrella originally wanted to name it "Brella"...
...but then he hesitated.
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