The Locket Puns

A list of puns related to "The Locket"

The day my daughter turns 18, I’m going to buy her a locket, put her picture in it, and when she opens it tell her:

“Well, I guess now you really are… independent"

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👤︎ u/Daudelin1
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..." reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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👤︎ u/alextound
📅︎ Mar 13 2018
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 13 2018
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