Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
There are 4 lizards chilling in the ceiling, one of them did a back flip. How many are left in the ceiling?
None, as the rest clapped and cheered.
What did the zookeeper say when they discovered how bad the lizards smelled?
"Whew, what a skink!"
You know those birds and lizards that eat the decaying corpses of other animals?
Sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
"It's getting late, put the lizard back in the tank." imgur.com/AHcg3vW
Which prehistoric lizard was the ugliest?
The Eyesaur
Why did the lizard cross the road?
To see his flat mate
My kids are so obsessed with the lizard from the movie Tangled, we have over a thousand figures of it around the house...
Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said "that lizard is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"
What do you call lizard that throws trash on the ground?
A litigator
What do you drink while watching the lizards that live in the middle of tennis courts race their cars over rough terrain?
Net newt rally tea
Why did the broken lizard take viagra?
He had reptile dysfunction.
The local reptile show had to delay on account of misbehaving lizards.
They had a severe case of a reptile dysfunction.
What did the lizard say to his wife?
lizard: I can't have sex anymore
Wife: why not? theres nothing wrong with you is there?
Lizard: thats exactly it. I was diagnosed with
a reptile dysfunction
What did the girl play on her musical lizard?
The scales
Lizards are particularly responsive to the sedative effects of chamomileon tea
What did the excited lizard say when he got off the ride?
Iguana do that again!
How do the lizard people make new eggs?
They get illumi-naughty :p
Did you hear the one about the zookeeper who couldn't keep his lizards alive?
He had a reptile dysfunction!
Why did the lizard go to the doctor?
Because he had Areptile Dysfunction.
Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?
Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.
I want to make a show in the same style as "My Cat from Hell", but make it about lizards instead.
I'll call it "A-Reptile Dysfunction".
