Happy St Patrickβs Day! If you canβt kiss the Blarney Stone for luck just use a fake stoneβ¦
Any βsham rockβ will do.
My girlfriend tried to kiss the postman
Iβm glad he wouldnβt letter.
Whatβs is it called when someone assumes the chef is ok with the common βkiss the cookβ aprons and kisses them?
Chef-ual Harassment
What's the difference between a French kiss and a Belgian kiss?
A Belgian kiss is a little more Flemish.
ninety percent of dads kiss their wives goodbye when they leave the house.
Ten percent of dads kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wives.
What do you call The End Of The World caused by a kiss?
Apuckerlips
When I tried to give my 3 yo a kiss at bedtime he hid under the blanket. βWhat are you doing?β I asked.
βIβm playing hide-βn-cheekβ
You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st because it's only the first date.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apocalypse.
Take it easy people. Pretty soon you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?
He couldn't resistor.
The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss
Is to say βHygiene!β
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
"Kiss me and I'll turn int a beautiful princess," said the frog to my friend. He kissed it...
And croaked because it was a poison arrow frog.
The band Kiss decided to release their own pants clothing line.
It's called Jean Simmons.
Anyone have any good rhymes about girls who kiss on the first date?
Don't kiss anyone today, it's only the first date.
Do you kiss on the first date?
What about the first raisin?
