The Homeland Puns

A list of puns related to "The Homeland"

Why does it cost $1 to use the urinal at the Department of Homeland Security?

If you pee something, pay something.

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👤︎ u/fubo
📅︎ Feb 02 2017
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Watching the Homeland on tv with my mom and her boyfriend

Mom's boyfriend: "Do you mind if we watch this?"

Mom: "What is it?"

BF: "Season two of Homeland recap, Homeland: Debrief."

Mom: "Sure."

BF: "Sounds like what I do before each shower... debrief."

Sighs from around the room with a faint chuckle

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👤︎ u/SillyGoosey
📅︎ Sep 02 2014
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The National Security Agency has intercepted a series of credible threats against Santa.

They have asked for help from the Department of Ho Ho Homeland security.

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👤︎ u/drwheatie
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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Reverse dad joke

After the Homeland finale:

Dad(whose name is Klif): I'm tired of all these cliffhangers!

Me: So I guess you could say... You're really hung up about them?

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👤︎ u/groovy_ash
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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