One hat says to the other,
"You wait here, I’ll go on a head."
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I’ll just hang around for a bit.
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
Did you hear about the sea captain that went in for a hat fitting at the local haberdashery during rough seas?
What did the jealous bowler hat say to the cowboy hat?
I’m brimming with disdain for you
Who does the Cat in the Hat call when his back hurts?
Why did the pirate wear a paper towel for a hat?
He had a bounty on his head.
I've just entered the neighborhoods tightest hat contest..
What did the hat say to the bra?
You pick up those two and I'll go on ahead later.
Hats off to all the doctors and health care professionals
Well I was doing speedy shopping, until I stopped and had hat to break to see this. Quality puns at the mall.
Why couldn't the computer take its Hat off?
Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.
Edit- North of 4k upvotes, Thank You Kind Strangers.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel for a hat. The bartender asks, "What's with the paper towel?"
The pirate replies, "Arr, I got a Bounty on me head!"
Congress just passed legislation limiting the number of hats an individual may own.
I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
Two hats are hanging on a hat rack. One says to the other: you stay here
I knew a guy who wore a hat with an extra long bill. He said it was to protect his nose from the sun. I asked him why is that?
He said....
No one likes a brown nose.
Two female wizards are chatting... the first says to the second, I liked the hat you were wearing last week. The second says...
What a strange morning. First I find a hat full of money in the street and then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!
It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.
Did you hear about the guy killed by his own hat?
I'm entering into the world's tightest hat competition
I hope I can pull it off.
What did the bra say to the hat?
I'll hold these two up, you go on ahead.
My friends 90 something year old grandmother got her with this today.
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here. I’ll go on a head.
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I’ll go on a head.
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around here, I’ll go on ahead.
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
If you dunk a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
What did the hat rack say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I’ll stay here.
What did the scarf say to the hat?
I’m going to hang around here, you go on a head.
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You can go on a head. I’ll just hang around.
What did the tie say to the hat?
"You go on ahead, and I'll hang around here."
what did one hat say to the other?
you stay here i'll go on ahead
What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
Two hats are hanging on a rack in the hallway,
One hat says to the other, "you wait here, I'll go on a head."
What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift.
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
Goodbye for now, I’m leaving on ahead...
Two restless hats are stores in a closest when one says to the other
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead
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