How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?

They just ransomware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Police officer, "So where did the hacker go?"

Me, "I have no idea. He just ransomwere."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Why did the hacker send viruses by email?

He wanted to give people a positive Outlook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Officer: how did the hacker escape?

Me: I dunno, he ransomware

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Where did the hacker go?

I don't know, he ransomware

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeuFlaas_xx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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β€œOfficer, how did the hackers get away?”

β€œNo idea. They must have ransomware.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Did you hear about the baseball player that is also a hacker?

They've been hitting everyone with their.bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saf_sy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Uh oh-Where did the hacker go?

I don’t know, he ransomware

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THE1FIREHAWK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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An officer asked me β€œWhere did the hacker go?”

I replied, β€œhe ransomware.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwOWutSThiss
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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The cop asked the witness "Where did the hackers go?"

The witness replied "I don't know, they just ransomware."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitzz7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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There was a massive cyber attack recently, the government is still looking for the hacker

I think he ran some ware

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dolizcny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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My friend made the worst (best) computer pun while talking about how ridiculous 'hacker' images are. imgur.com/z7Cl1rx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morganamilo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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The cops questioned me about the dangerous hacker on the loose.

I think he ransomware.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Lumberjacks were the original hackers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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How did the hacker escape the scene of the crime?

They ran-some-where

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leMEME0550
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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You know what the hackers did when the police showed up?

They ransomware safe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slamdung
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I asked the officer how the hackers escaped.

He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigjig123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I saw the sign on the door of an internet hacker.

It said 'Gone Phishing'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JocusGenus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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Where did the hacker go?

Idk, he ransomware

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crocflamingo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just ransomware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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"Officer, how did the hacker you were following, escape ?"

"Don't know he just ransomware"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magop7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How did the computer hackers escape?

They just ransomware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatfleckPwns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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β€œHey officer, how did the hackers escape?”

β€œNo idea, they just ransomware.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"

"No idea, they just ransomware."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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''Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?''

No idea, they just ransomware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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β€œOfficer, How did the hackers escape?”

β€œNo idea. They must have ransomware.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Office how did the hacker escape

Dunno, he just ransomware

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifeis_amystery
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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"Officer, how did the hacker escape?"

"Dunno, he just ransomware"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KIRAvenousLion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Officer, how did the hackers escape?

I dunno, they ransomware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ermagerd_erplrnes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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