A list of puns related to "The Great Divorce"
I've learned that Santa and the Missus are separating. They've been having trouble finding a divorce lawyer at the North Pole, so I suggested a semicolon; Those are great at separating two independent clauses.
I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...
PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?
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