A list of puns related to "The Flatmates"
I was stood around making bad jokes about cereal and he says "can we leave the cereal isle now?"
as if god himself had placed them there i turned to the closest box of cereal near me and said
"cheerio"... of course the box was cheerios which made all of this possible.
The Script and will.i.am could be your flatmates
flatmate has returned from overseas, they were coughing in the kitchen while doing dishes...
I said "oh no you have ebola!"
flatmate "no I have E-Plate-a"
My vegetarian flatmate was cooking for us this evening and I asked him what he was cooking. Flatmate: "I am cooking a vegetarian chilli"
Me: "Oh so you're making Chilli non carne"
Everyone in the room groaned and threw something at me, I don't think they appreciate me
Flatmate: Ah! Ronald [the dog] gets so smelly after he sweats! I didn't even know dogs had pores! I thought they sweat by panting or something!
Me: What are you talking about!? Their paws are on the bottom of their legs!
heavy groaning by everyone in the room
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