I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
W.H.O. Cares
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Was in Subway earlier this week for lunch and had a guy ordering a couple subs in front of me. First two subs are nothing special, but he is looking at his phone and talking on his Bluetooth in between customizing the first two so he is sort of inattentive. For the last sub he just says "put everything on it" and walks towards the cash register to wait.
The employee confirms a couple of the ingredients with him people don't usually get, like "Onions too?" "Both giardiniera and sliced jalapenos?" He doesn't even look at what she is doing but calls out in an annoyed tone "if it's on the line, put it on the sandwich" before he goes back to his Bluetooth conversation. She looks annoyed but tops off the rest of the veggies and then moves to the sauce. Without even thinking (maybe she was tired, maybe she didn't give a fuck) she proceeds to take each sauce and put one serving of each across the whole sandwich. Bluetooth guy doesn't notice what is going on and since subway has like 8 different sauces the sandwich is starting to look like a sloppy mess considering all the toppings and what probably is a half cup of sauce. She finished it off with the vinaigrette and oil just to fuck up the bread even more before wrapping it and sending him on his way.
He left with them all so I have no idea what his reaction was, or if he came back to complain, but I guarantee he or whoever that sandwich was for would have to eat it with a fork and knife because there was no way the bread would hold up all that liquid.
EDIT: changed rubs to subs
