This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
An outcider...
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
I couldnβt fathom it.
βThat just sounds like leaping off ledges with extra stepsβ
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
βDonβt worry, he just got disco-nnected.β
Obi wan Kobe
I'm passive progressive
After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...
"You reap what you saw".
Lobe low, dude
I got tele-vision
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
It'll always be stationery
I hope their wings don't get too tired on the trip. I know I know... I'll see myself out.
He went back four seconds
I wouldn't bet on it though. Hindsight's 2080.
My brother pulled out some measuring tape, asked me to hold one end as he held the other end and walked towards the oven.
".... about 12 feet."
πππππ bro is basically a certified dad now
You could say I'm home for the hollandaise.
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman
Intrigued, St. Peter said to the lone man, βNo one has ever stood under this sign. Tell me about yourself."
The man shrugged and said, βMy wife told me to stand here.β
Then it hit me
Apparently, Mum's the word.
English and Spanish.
The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.
Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals
What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!
Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.
Exclusivamente en espaΓ±ol (PerdΓ³n por errores gramaticales)
QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate
Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura
Como se llama un libro sobra la revoluciΓ³n? Libre!
QuΓ© es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce
Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.
Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.
Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!
Quiero que me digΓ‘is mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!
Halfway. After that heβs running out.
..all that was left was de brie.
Mine just told me after my surgery I'll have 2020 vision!
2-Pacca
Eh, not sofa-r.
.. it always remains stationary
it always remains stationary.
