A list of puns related to "The Elephants"
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
The tips were huge
that one of them is an elephant.
Before that nobody addressed the elephant in the womb.
He's breaking all sorts of records.
It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.
but what do rhino.
So it wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
(Joke from my dad has been telling since the 80s.)
A new fence
“How do you breathe through something so small?”
It’s all over town.
Nothing, it let out a little wine
Nothing. Bananas don't talk.
... he picked it up carefully with his trunk and peered at the little window with a racing heart...
Positive! ... Brenda was pregnant!
OMG... fear, excitement, shock... and yet more worrying "why hasn't she told me?"
A hundred scenarios raced through his head, his ears trembling, his trunk twitching as each played out...
Finally he calmed... maybe she was waiting for the right moment to tell him the news?
He chose to be patient... he watched her carefully the whole day, carefully avoiding anything that might show that he knew... but Bethany gave no hints whatsoever.
Several days went by, and he grew more and more anxious.
Finally, he could take it no longer...
"Bethany..." he said
"It's time we discussed the elephant in the womb".
I like to think it's because I had a good memory.
I was impressed.
They couldn't keep their trunks up!
So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? It works.
Me; Left knee, right knee, wee nee
To avoid the giraffe-ic jam.
Zebra
It's cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Two landed on the ground and one landed in the water.
Badoom tshhhhhh!
Because it came with a mouse.
The mouse looks behind him and says to the elephant, “look how much dust we’re making!”
It got pissed off the first time
I said "The elephant obviously!"
I said "No. Just pink elephants."
I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant
Ones heavy, the other ones a little lighter
Tuskaloosa
Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.
To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.
And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!
Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.
"Have you just killed that elephant?" asked the cannibal. "Yes," replied the pygmy, "I did it with my club." "Wow," replied the cannibal. "You must have a really big club!" "Yes, there are about forty of us!"
The pay wasn’t much but the tips were enormous
One of them is an elephant
It's simple. One of them is an elephant.
Nothing. It just let out a little whine.
They only had a pair of trunks.
How do you breathe out of that thing?
About 5000 miles.
It let out a little wine
One’s an elephant.
For dropping their trunks
About 5000 miles.
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