A list of puns related to "The Elbow Room"
The clerk apologized and said that the only rooms available had twin beds.
Disappointed, I remarked, "I don't know. We've been sharing the same bed for 44 years."
"Could you possibly put them close together?" my wife asked.
Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented, "How romantic."
My wife finished her request with, "Because if he snores, I want him close enough to be able to elbow him."
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