Did you hear? One attendee dumped a pot of Earl Grey over another attendee's head at the apiarists' convention.

Truly, brewed tea was in the eye of the bee-holder.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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A man asked a barista the price (in dollars) of a cup of a cup of earl grey and the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

"For tea, two" the barista responded.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I used to go over to my grandmother's house in the middle of the night and drink earl grey with her. It was our ritual. I called this evening out of habit, forgetting she had passed away, and her ghost answered.

I guess you could call it a boo-tea call.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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Don't put the Lady Grey tea next to the Earl Grey tea..

Or else you will get baby Grey tea.

An awful one from my dad

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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It's well known that incest was rampant among the English nobility...

But did you know that the Earl of Sandwich was completely inbread?

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In chemistry today, a girl asked if she should give her data table a title.

I told her that "Earl of Data Table" had a nice ring to it, but she should check to make sure it is of noble dissent first.

She rolled her eyes, but the cute girl next to her laughed.πŸ€—

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Which English noble was the most inbred?

The Earl of Sandwich

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Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan ... (xpost /r/vegetarian)

Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:

Ron Acerous, Sal Amander, Herb Avore, Chic Adee, Al Bacore, Paul R Baer, Al Batros, Wally Bee, Lady Bugg, Jay Byrd, Ann Chovie, Anna Condra, Barry Cuda, Terry Dactyl, Ray N Deer, Flo N Der , Erma Dillo, Ann Enome, Terry Err, Liz Erd, Ann Fibian, Dale Finn, Redd Fox, Buddy Fly, Ken Garoo, Allie Gator, Billy Goat, Pan Guin, Ann Gus, Hal Ibut, Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Anne Kelosaurous, Don Key, Ann T. Lope, Moe Lusk, C. Lyon, Chip Monk, Flo Mingo, Sal Mon, Anna Mull, Barr Nicole, Kay Nine, Kyle Otee, Al Paca, Lia Pard, Millie Pede, Ellie Phant, Arthur Podd, Jack Rabbit, Gerry Raffe, Ty Ranaceourous, Mack Rell, Wally Rus, Jack Russel, Fez Sant, Dina Sauer, Drew Sophila, Chris Station, Hal Steen, Clyde Sudale, Ann Teeter, Pan Ther, Earl Thurfworm, Tara Ann Tula, Bea Tule, Ray Venn, Bea Ver, and Beau Vine.

I couldn't have done it without your support !!!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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Dadjoked my wife on the fly...

Watching the Tudors:

Her: what's the difference between a duke and an earl? Me: it's mostly based on order of arrival. Her: what do you mean? Me: well one's earlier...

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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My wife said that she needed to address the envelopes...

Me: Ah, yes, let me help you with that. Turning to stack of envelopes "Your Grace, Earl of Envelopia, I have come to address you regarding the matter of correspondence you have graciously offered to assist in..."

Wife: ...Our son isn't even HERE, and he won't understand that for another 5 years anyway.

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