Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
I can’t believe it’s not...
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
I can’t believe people are still making “Friends” references 15 years after the show ended.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I’m so glad 2020 is over, but I can’t believe we have to go through it again after 2021...
After all, it’s twenty twenty too
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
I can't believe chickens haven't come up with a new sound yet
Maybe they should start thinking outside the bawks
I can't believe I've become attracted to statues...
Now I've really hit rock bottom.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely....
.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor
I told him they will be mist
Dad: "I can't believe 2007 was 10 years ago."
Kid: "It wasn't..."
Dad: "I know. That's why I don't believe it."
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
I can't believe I was able to trade a piece of fruit for a measuring device.
I believe in a cosmic force...
I am especially attracted by gravity, it keeps me grounded.
I can’t believe I wasted all my time trying to help rearrange the vending machines at my local grocery store...
I’ve been moving them around all day but they still say they are “Out of Order”
I can’t believe somebody stole my dictionary.
I'm starting to believe this 'flat earth' thing...
... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!
I believe that Jafar will, go on.
I can't believe that somebody stole my protections spells.
I believe it is absolutely nessesery to teach our childer calculus.
It's an integral part of education.
My GF didn’t believe I had a car made from Spaghetti
That was until I drove pasta
So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.
I didn't want to believe my husband was robbing golf courses
But I couldn't ignore the red flags any longer.
Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
A lot of people don’t believe me when I say I have a favourite Spandeau Ballet song...
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
I can't believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick.
Seriously, how low can you go?
Gavin always said his crippling heartburn would be the death of him. I still can't believe
I tried to believe my son when he said he was not stealing arcs from his geometry class...
But upon checking his backpack, all the sines were there.
I believe electricians are really clever thinkers.
They often have lightbulb moments.
I can't believe the lights in the public bathroom went out
now i can't see Jack shit
I can't believe my wife left me for a midget.
How could she stoop so low.
People at our Christmas party were impressed when I showed off my incredibly detailed tattoo, but they didn't believe me when I tell them I got it done in Madrid.
Nobody expected the Spanish ink precision.
I can’t believe that even after 15 years, I would still hear people making “Friends” references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I never wanted to believe that my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker
but when I got home, all the signs were there
I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.
I refused to believe my son got fired as a road worker for theft.
But when I got home, all the signs were there
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
I can’t believe somebody broke into our garage and stole our limbo stick?
Seriously, how low can you go?
I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I can't believe I was fired from the calendar factory!
All I did was take a day off!
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