Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
A cow and an ox fell into a pit of despair, the cow says "How long do you think we'll be down here?" The Ox says "Once you moove over"
What do you call a scandal concerning a rich engineer where the list of accusations only gets longer and longer over time?
How do you smuggle a cat over the border.
You launch it over with a Cat-apult
The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
This has been a crazy year. After everything that has happened though do you want to know the one thing that I can’t get over ?
One night I got pulled over. The cop walked up to my window and said “do you have a police record, sir?” I said:
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
Why do the words on the front cover of a book lord it over the words on the back cover so much?
They have a strong sense of entitlement.
The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
A bagel.
What do you do when you're somewhere over the rainbow?
While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.
Why do bees stay in the hive over winter?
What do you call a guy that comes over and breaks the butt end off of grandad's old hunting rifle?
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
What do you call a film about loads of del boys taking over the world?
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
(Sorry) (not sorry)
What do you get when the sunrise bends over
There was a farmer selling his produce at the side of the road, I pulled over as I was a bit hungry to get an apple. I noticed he also sold paracetamol and cough medicine. I asked him "why do you sell drugs?"
He said "I'm a farmer see"
So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?
Why do werewolves listen to the same song over and over?
What do a million dog owners all over the world want to know?
What do you drink while watching the lizards that live in the middle of tennis courts race their cars over rough terrain?
Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...
he kept beating around the bush.
What do you call someone who sells meats over the phone?
“Son, do you see the 1989 calendar over there?”
“Yes.”
“Don’t you think it’s a bit dated?”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bay gulls.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels
Why do Seagulls fly over the Sea?
Because if the flew over the bay they'd be Bagels
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because then they would be baygulls!
(You’re welcome)
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
Why do seagulls travel over the sea?
Because if they traveled over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
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