Me: Son, that Scarecrow over there is the best you can get. Son: How do you know that?
Me: Because he’s out standing in his field.
Why Do Seagulls Fly Over The Sea?
Because If They Flew Over The Bay They Would Be Bagels...
What do you see when a duck bends over?
What do you call a cow stepping over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
My Dad a actually told me this one.
Barbie and Ken are continually arguing over who will empty the dishwasher. One day, Ken says "Barbie, I've unloaded the dishwasher every day this week.. can you PLEASE do it just this once?"
GF- “Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”
BF- “ Our relationship is what? Over.”
What do you call a tipped over cow?
What do you call a scandal concerning a rich engineer where the list of accusations only gets longer and longer over time?
My neighbor just asked what I do with “left over” bacon.
I consider myself a bacon connoisseur but I’ve never heard of that kind before, can anyone help me out on this?
How do you smuggle a cat over the border.
You launch it over with a Cat-apult
The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again
Why do most people prefer Englishmuffins over French ones?
The french ones give you the runs
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Those Duke boys sure do like to jump their car over things...
... General Lee speaking.
What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
This has been a crazy year. After everything that has happened though do you want to know the one thing that I can’t get over ?
What do you call Batman and Robin after getting run over by a car?
One night I got pulled over. The cop walked up to my window and said “do you have a police record, sir?” I said:
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
What do you call a junkie who got run over?
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?
Every time i drive over a railroad crossing I say there's been a train through here recently do you know how I can tell?
Why do the words on the front cover of a book lord it over the words on the back cover so much?
They have a strong sense of entitlement.
I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."
And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over."
I wonder how many times before they airlock me.
The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."
Why do waiters like people who fall over gracefully?
Do you know what is over powered?
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
A bagel.
What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?
What do you do when you're somewhere over the rainbow?
While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.
What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
Udder destruction
Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while
If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry
Why do bees stay in the hive over winter?
What do you mean June is over?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bay gulls.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels!
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels.
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