The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m having a hard time dealing with this.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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What I wrote in the Christmas card for my in laws

Anything You want

Ps- I asked my wife what I should write in your card. She replied "anything you want"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DannyCKing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2016
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This Dad: "This will be the greatest Christmas Card of all time"
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/illogical_thunder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2013
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2020 Puns for this years Holiday cards

So I am trying to think of something to put on our family’s Christmas card. The only thing I can think of is β€œhindsight is 2020”.

I am however 100% sure you amazing people can come up with something much better for this dumpster fire of a year.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shosh27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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Need help coming up with a Pun

I'm not sure where else to post this but I hope this is the right place.

A close girl friend of mine is a fine artist that specializes in greeting cards with funny/cute puns/lines on the front and since I am moving away in December I wanted to create a Christmas or Thank You card one for her. Some examples are Bonne Fett (with a picture of Boba Fett holding balloons, and You R2 Cute (with a picture of R2D2 and a heart). Essentially she does a lot of cultural references that can be put onto a greeting card.

The two things she loves in this world are Egg McMuffins and Chinese Coconut buns. Could I get some help coming up with a Christmas/Thank you Puns using one of those ideas I can put on a card?

Thanks so much!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/g0th1k4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2016
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He dadjoked us while opening Christmas presents this morning.

My family got my father a few gift cards to restaurants as some of his Christmas presents, and he says, "Wow, a 198 gift card!" We all stare at him, confused, until he explains: "Two gift cards for the 99 Restaurant!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tidbits_and_bytes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2013
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Need a seriously punny Christmas Card

My bf likes to think that he's king of the puns. Help a girl dethrone this bastard with the ultimate punny Christmas Card. HALP.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evie_b
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2014
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