I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
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📅︎ May 05 2020
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I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day

It was a grate joke

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon?

Because he might Pikachu!

I used to get to do these all the times. When the drawer got stuck I would wrestle the obstruction inside blocking it and exclaim that this would not be a problem if we just had a lesser cheese grater...I began to love bombing there for a while. Ah...

Edit- no one got the grater joke then either, don't feel bad. but it was on the spot so it didn't need all the setup i ruined here. Try this for your brains: Our drawers often had a lot of utensils and stuff in them, and some of it was also big, like the cheese grater. That would get jostled and end up on top of a fork pile or whatever and be up high enough in the drawer to keep the thing from opening, ie the drawer would open to where the grater hit the back of it and jam the works up, right? the grater was too great. i needed a lesser grater so the drawer wouldnt get jammed. Did that help?

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📅︎ Jun 20 2013
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So cheesy...

Me: why do we have to shred our own cheese? Can't we just buy some already shredded?

Dad: trust me, it's for the grater good.

Me: proceeds to cut the cheese in silence

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Dad joked my co worker earlier.

She said "I grated my hand on the cheese grater this morning". I said "I hope you gave it an A+"

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