He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.
It was a grate joke
A cheese lesser.
It was the grater of two evils.
Cause you're shredding me!
(Context: I came up with this while I was playing a video game and my team was getting its ass kicked, so this would really be the only kind of scenario one could use this pun in)
It was the grater of two evils.
My response "either way, it will be great."
So my sisters boyfriend is grating cheese for a super bowl dip. He looks up and says, "I'm the gratest."
Because cheese grater!
You use a cheese grater
I asked her to help me grate some cheese. So she picked up our second grater and we were both grating cheese together. I then turned around so I was back on to her. She asked me what I was doing and I told her "behind every grate man is a grate woman".
Because he might Pikachu!
I used to get to do these all the times. When the drawer got stuck I would wrestle the obstruction inside blocking it and exclaim that this would not be a problem if we just had a lesser cheese grater...I began to love bombing there for a while. Ah...
Edit- no one got the grater joke then either, don't feel bad. but it was on the spot so it didn't need all the setup i ruined here. Try this for your brains: Our drawers often had a lot of utensils and stuff in them, and some of it was also big, like the cheese grater. That would get jostled and end up on top of a fork pile or whatever and be up high enough in the drawer to keep the thing from opening, ie the drawer would open to where the grater hit the back of it and jam the works up, right? the grater was too great. i needed a lesser grater so the drawer wouldnt get jammed. Did that help?
Me: why do we have to shred our own cheese? Can't we just buy some already shredded?
Dad: trust me, it's for the grater good.
Me: proceeds to cut the cheese in silence
and got a text from my dad:
Dad: "Do you guys need a cheese grater?"
Me: "No. We already have one."
Dad: "Grate!"
She said "I grated my hand on the cheese grater this morning". I said "I hope you gave it an A+"
