My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...
...lately, he's been feeling down.
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I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Justin is the Prime Minister of Canada...
What, you don't believe me?
It's Trudeau.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Iβm not sure if itβs true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why was the US mad at Canada for remaining part of the commonwealth?
Because being stuck with the land of the Angles is obtuse
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Want to know how the founders of Canada came up with the name?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and a guy pulled them out one by one.
The first is pulled out and the guy says βC eh?β
The second is pulled out of the hat and the guy says βN eh?β
The last letter is pulled out and the guy says βD eh?β
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I was taking my children on a tour of the largest territory in Canada, but they kept acting up so I turned around and went home.
My wife was mad about it, but I don't care! I was having Nunavut!
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︎ Jul 12 2020
How did the Canadianβs come up with the name βCanadaβ?
There was a bunch of Canadians sitting around the table and one guy suggested they start naming letters their country name should contain.
One person said βC, eh?β
A second person said βN, eh?β
A third person said βD, eh?β
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︎ Jun 08 2020
So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the EskimoβAleut family.
I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Thank god Canadaβs not the global super power
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Have you heard the rumors about Canadaβs Prime Minister?
You may think theyβre fake, but theyβre Trudeau
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus
But then someone told me it was trudeau.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
What is the leading cause of liver disease in Canada?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Someone told me Yukon is the largest territory in Canada
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︎ Feb 16 2020
One day in the near future, Canada will take over the world.
And then we will all be sorry.
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︎ May 30 2018
If the United States annexed all of Canada and multiplied itβs area by two, what would you get?
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︎ Dec 06 2019
TIL about a bird that migrates from Canada to Jamaica each year, feeding on snakes over the winter
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︎ May 17 2019
Iβm currently in Montreal, Canada and just found this place across the street. I wonder if they serve Russian style poutines?
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︎ May 16 2019
Did you hear the story of how Canada was named?
Many years ago, all the elders came together to name their wonderful country. The elders argued for many days, and could not come to an agreement on the name. One brilliant elder came up with a great idea, they would put all the letters of the alphabet into a hat, pull them out, one at a time, and that's what the name of their new country would be.
Of course, the elder who came up with the idea was chosen to pull the letters out of the hat.
Elder: C, eh. N, eh. D, eh
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︎ Aug 05 2018
In Canada, they use the more appropriate βB.C.Eβ instead of βB.C.β
It stands for βBefore Christ, Eh?β
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︎ Jul 11 2019
You might not believe that the prime minister of Canada has a French last name.
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︎ Jul 02 2017
One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
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︎ Jan 07 2019
If the U.S gave Oregon to Canada would they be organ donors
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︎ Sep 17 2018
My wife was yelling and upset with me that I couldn't figure out the exact route to her parents house in Canada from our place in Ohio.
I told her it was border line abuse.
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︎ Aug 31 2018
Son, have I ever told you the story of how Canada got it's name?
First, someone said,
"I think it should have a C, eh?"
Then another guy said,
"I think it should have an N, eh?"
Then a third guy said,
"I think it should have a D, eh?"
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︎ May 28 2018
With the legalization of recreational marijuana in Canada...
A lot more people will be saying they have friends in high places.
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︎ Oct 17 2018
If the US and Canada cant come to an agreement on NAFTA, we are in trouble. Transfer speeds are going to plummet
Without a US BC connection.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
Did you hear about the guy who was sick and tired of living in northern Canada?
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︎ Jun 09 2015
In Canada the mountains arenβt just funny
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︎ Sep 16 2018
What did John McEnroe say when he got to the smallest and westernmost of Canada's three federal territories?
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︎ Nov 21 2017
The other day I saw an article where they claimed Donald Trump is the Prime Minister of Canada
I said to myself, that isn't true though
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︎ Jan 21 2018
My buddy dropped this great line after I told him about the "Canada In Our Pockets" song.
Me: "You know what bothers me? We (Canadians) can't sing the "Canada In Our Pockets" song anymore because we can't say the lines "-A penny and a nickle and a quarter and a dime." We don't have pennies anymore :(
Him: Hmm, I guess your right. That just doesn't make any cents.
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︎ Feb 20 2014
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Soon Canada will take over the world then you'll all be sorry
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Some day in the near future, Canada will take over the world.
And then we will all be sorry.
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︎ Sep 09 2018
Did you hear how the named Canada? Someone was pulling letters out of a hat...
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︎ Jun 29 2015
One day, Canada is going to take of the entire world....
Then you'll all be sorry...
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︎ Jun 11 2019
How did they come up with the spelling for βCanadaβ ?
So there was a C eh, and a N eh and then a D eh
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︎ Jun 02 2019
I heard some salacious gossip about the prime minister of Canada
I don't think it's Trudeau
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︎ Jan 13 2019
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