The goal of every burglar is a stainless steal.
I saw a burglar trying to kick in his own door, so I asked “What the hell are you doing?”
He said, “Like everyone else, I’m working from home.”
Why did the burglar break into his own house?
He had to work from home.
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?
To prove that he was framed!
Why did the burglar shower at his victim’s home
He wanted a clean getaway
Why did the burglars steal soap?
They wanted a clean getaway.
Have you heard the one about when the burglar snuck on the roof?
Me neither, he snuck very quietly
The police caught the library burglar
I hear they threw the book at him.
A burglar breaks into a house and steals all the kitchen appliances...
Upon being caught, he returned all of the items except for the mixing tool. When the police asked him to return it he said, "sorry, this is a whisk I must take".
Burglars have found a way to breach the White House without getting caught.
It was a breakthrough for them.
Have you heard about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally.
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside of Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?
To prove that he was framed!
Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?
To prove that he was framed!
Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?
To prove that he was framed!
