The Burglar Puns

A list of puns related to "The Burglar"

Two burglars are robbing a liquor store. One turns to the other and asks "Is this whiskey" ?

The other replies, "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank"

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 14 2019
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The goal of every burglar is a stainless steal.
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👤︎ u/churniglow
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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Bet the burglar also stole some vodka
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👤︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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Why did the burglar break into his own house?

He had to work from home.

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👤︎ u/Fuzzie8
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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I saw a burglar trying to kick in his own door, so I asked “What the hell are you doing?”

He said, “Like everyone else, I’m working from home.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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All you need to take down the ham-burglar
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👤︎ u/Kremit321
📅︎ May 31 2019
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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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A burglar breaks into a house and steals all the kitchen appliances...

Upon being caught, he returned all of the items except for the mixing tool. When the police asked him to return it he said, "sorry, this is a whisk I must take".

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👤︎ u/I_AM_UNCOMFORTABLE_
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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The police caught the library burglar

I hear they threw the book at him.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Why did the burglar shower at his victim’s home

He wanted a clean getaway

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👤︎ u/jusrile
📅︎ May 04 2019
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Why did the burglars steal soap?

They wanted a clean getaway.

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👤︎ u/Everenzi
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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What’d the k9 officer say to the burglar?

Paws!

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👤︎ u/fat-bandit
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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Have you heard the one about when the burglar snuck on the roof?

Me neither, he snuck very quietly

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👤︎ u/Erikjb12
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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Burglars have found a way to breach the White House without getting caught.

It was a breakthrough for them.

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👤︎ u/ToonyCream
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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Have you heard about the sensitive burglar?

He takes things personally.

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👤︎ u/ghostinahumanshape
📅︎ Feb 05 2015
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/reallyhard_username
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside of Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/read-ded-redemshin
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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