In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.

The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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3 Mexicans tried to cross the border,but only 2 got through.Why?

There was a sign that said no tres passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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How do you smuggle a cat over the border.

You launch it over with a Cat-apult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagabus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I was trying to reshape the border of my back yard when my neighbours fence fell over...

Wrong post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKiwiBlitz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?

Me neither, I couldn't follow it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I crossed the Mexican borders once

Unos, i might cross it again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What did the poodle say to the border collie?

Woof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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After the borders reopen I am going to visit Greenwich, England!!!

There is a lot that I want to accomplish in The Mean Time!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?

Contour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I hope the tension on the Kashmir border doesn't escalate.

But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrimpio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport

He is now ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?

No trespassing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.

But he probably should have made it much longer than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intrepid604
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?

Tres passers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garlicriiiice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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The Soviet was eager to get to the border to defect

He was Russian to the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladder_of_cheese
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I drove from Spain to France. A lot of ants were in the car when we crossed the border. Are they immigr-ants?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysticaIMemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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My problematic teen kid just fled across the border

He really crossed the line this time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otoglomba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.

It’s called Tex-Mechs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?

hisllamaphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogbirddog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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What are the borders of Finland called?

The Finish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Patrolling the borders with a keen eye and a whole lot of prejudice [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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If Luis Fonsi crosses the border...

...does he become trespacito?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_MrFlippy_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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When Trump closes the border, if the US runs out of avocados, is that just one big guac block?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolegrad15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?

Span-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tersio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Are the borders of Finland....

Finnish lines?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fasduuu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What did the plant say when it left for the border?

Hosta la vista!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewitharhyme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Why do Latinos cross the border two at a time?

'Cause they see a sign that reads, No Tres Passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oposada
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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It seems I can't find the border between Russia and Alaska using my compass.

I couldn't get my Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lansaman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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How do you get a teddy bear across the border?

You snuggle it across. If you cant bear to do that you are borderline insane, its not even against the claw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabeu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2015
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A bird with cancer sneaks over the Mexican Border

He's an ill-eagle immigrant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHeroicOnion
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Instead of a border wall, the US should build a dome...

... they can call it the freedome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sozialabfall
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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The Finland-Russia border

Should just be called the Finnish Line.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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For having such strong opinions on border security, Donald Trump sure can cross the line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthurktripp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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They should rename the border between Denmark and Germany.

The DAN-GERzone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truddilutten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2014
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What do you say when you cross the border between Sweden and Finland?

And across the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnBuachaillEire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport

He is now ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why do Mexicans only cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says no Tres passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongShlock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call the border of Finland ?

The Finnish line πŸƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Why can't Mexicans cross the border in 3's

Because the sign says no tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiggetyswine69
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Why did only two Mexicans cross the border?

The sign said "No trespassing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireArrow133
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2015
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