A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. They sit down and order their drinks, the bartender asks "What are your blood types?" The priest says "A," the minister says, "AB+" and the rabbit says
"I think I might be a typo".
The doctor told me my Uncle died of Blood Loss because they couldn't find his blood type.
The last words my Uncle told me was to simply "Be Positive", I will remember those words for the rest of my life. My Uncle was very wise.
what's the most common blood type in Taiwan?
They got my blood type wrong on the test results. It was typo. (credit to my husband)
A customer called and asked me to bring him a whole chicken with the organ that filters blood removed.
Vampires suck your blood to get vitamin D, because they can not be out in the sun.
Have you ever thought about that?
No, because all you think about is yourself.
My dad died last year when my family couldn’t remember his blood type for the blood transfusion.
He kept insisting on “be positive” but it’s hard without him.
A Dr. told me you can hear the blood in your veins if…
A man is waiting in the ER with a blood soaked cloth wrapped around his hand
When he spots a doctor in a lab coat trailing behind a little black cat with a bell around its neck. The feline walks around the waiting room and stops, seeming at random, in front of a woman cluctching her tummy and puts a paw on her foot.
Without a word, the doctor nods and in seconds, 2 porters wheel her straight through a set of double doors and disappears.
It does this several more times, putting its paw on other patients before they too are wheeled off.
Intrigued, the man approaches the doctor and asks, "Hey Doc, what's that cat doing?"
The doctor replies with a smile, "Oh Mr Tibbles? Why he's doing a Cat Scan."
A priest a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit “what is your blood type”
I am probably a type O said the rabbit
Did you hear about the doctor who tried to save a patient by injecting donated blood into his bloodstream?
Her efforts were in vein.
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a medical clinic. The doctor ask what their blood types are.
The rabbit says, "I'm a type O".
What is a blood leakage in the heart called?
It's all in the blood son
Dad, how did you get so good at texting, you never make a mistake
It's all in my blood son.
In your blood?
Ya, I'm Type O negative
Did you know that there are almost no full blood brits left in the world?
Most of them are just brit-ish
I met a sentient alien race of blood-sucking parasitic arachnids sworn to destroy all life in the universe...
What was the cynics blood type
Did you know there's a city where everyone has the same blood type?
What did the girl say the day after giving blood?
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
What do you call a blood sucking parasite that orbits the Earth?
Did you know vampires are suckers for deals? What do you call a vampire who uses coupons? Discount. What's a vampires favorite currency? Bite coin. The only kind of bank a vampire trusts is a blood bank. They still never make deposits.
Inspired by a recent post.
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
What blood type makes the most mistakes?
The most common blood group is type P.
An overachiever died at the blood clinic.
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
It is rumored that the worst secretaries have typo blood.
Why did the potato cough up blood?
Because it had tuber-culosis
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
Why is the doctor at the blood bank picky about her dates?
Did you hear about the blood transfusion?
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
I went to donate blood and the clinician asked, ‘Would you like to lay down?’
I told them I was inclined to it.
A scientist discovered the null blood type (type 0) in 1901
I realized today the life of a blood cell is truly futile..
After all, it lives its whole life in vein
Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)
Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?
Nurse: Yes, a low one.
What did the horse get on his blood test
Our dad was in the hospital and they asked us his blood type but we couldn’t remember and he didn’t make it.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit, "what is your blood type?"
The rabbit said, "I am probably a type O".
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
What is the most common misspelled blood group ?
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