A list of puns related to "The Best Years"
All 3 said No!
I highly recommend 12/10
It’s remarkable.
Actual scenario:
Me-“I can’t find my phone.”
Him-“have you checked your butt? Because I hear it can store a bunch of crap.”
Because that's when you fast.
Because it was dead.
Son: Dad... how many kidneys do I have?
Me: Two, you have two, son.
Son: Nope.... I have four. Point to belly two kidneys here... points to legs... and two kid knees here!
The student has become the teacher.
http://imgur.com/a/1qKYz
We will see things so clearly
Hmm, maybe I should start giving my race horses normal names.
Obligatory formatting from cell phone sorry.
Series of events that unfolded.
Laying in bed with wife she rips the tag off her pillows and says
Wife: I’ve been meaning to do this “bye-bye”
Me: geez Nancy pelosi
Wife : points at pillow it’s pillowsi.
Velocirapper
If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me!
In Wal-mart, looking for my girlfriend, and trying to practice my spanish
I look around and say "donde estan, donde estan, donde estan", kind of thinking about this song I heard years ago.
She goes, what does "donde estan mean?"
I say, well it sort of means "where are you, or where are they? I'm looking for your mom and your sister."
Her reply was "I donde estahnd what your saying"
All three said no.
It's a real 10/10
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