What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?
Robin get in the car.
Mess with the bat you get the gat
Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
Did you know the name Bat is actually a short form...
The full name is Bathew
Why did the chicken go to KFC during lunch hour with a baseball bat?
It wanted to beat the crowd.
People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap
What did the rat say when he saw a bat?
βOh my!! I just saw an angel!!β
A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: βSee that cow barn over there?β
βI didnβt.β
Things were not looking well for the elk and the bat that were in hospital after a car accident
They were hanging on to deer life
Did you hear about the bat/donkey hybrid?
It's pretty bat-ass!
Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:
"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."
Bats are one of the smartest animals
because they own batchelor degrees.
Why do baseball bats tend to break near the grip on Saturdays and Sundays?
Because it's the weekend.
βGuys, thereβs a bat in the halls.β
βThere is? Well what are you waiting for? Use it to try to kill that black thing flying around.β
What did the bat say while potty training?
I'm doing asbestos I can!
The bats! There were so many of them!
Sister In-law: the bats were so bad last night! I saw like ten of them walking out to my car! Father In-law: What were they doing walking out to your car?!
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What did the US say when England was up at bat in a baseball game?
Europe!!
After the cat brought in a bat.
The cat brought in a bat last night.
Dad:" the cats new name is joker" Me: "why?" Dad:" because he always chasing the batman" Me:"sign"
