A list of puns related to "The Barbs"
Udder destruction.
Utter disaster.
"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.
Me: "No, son. But, don't be mad that we don't. There's no need to take a fence."
We were on a holiday in Spain and we saw a concrete wall guarding a yard at someone's house. On top of the wall the owner had clued broken bottles in stead of barbed wire.
Me and my girlfriend were shocked and I said "I can't believe someone would do this."
"I Just can't get over this..."
she didn't realise until I said
"it would just hurt me too much."
Proud moment...
Just a few weeks ago I was on a camping trip with my friends and we were staying in a friends cabin out on their private property. During the day when there wasn't much to do it was fun to get on a few ATV's we had and drive around. Through no fault of my own, I incidentally couldn't make a turn and crashed through a barb wire fence and sliced open my Neck, during the time I was being prepared for a helicopter ride to a Hospital rather far away I poked up from the stretcher while my friends watched and stated: "With all this Adrenaline and this IV, I guess you could say I'm feeling pretty 'wired'. " It was the proudest moment of my trip.
Once upon a time, there was a bull named Hannibal.
One day, he looked to the adjacent field, seperated by barbed wire, and saw a beautiful female cow grazing there. Naturally, being the show-off that he was, he decided to jump over the barbed wire fence to impress the lady. From that day onward, people just called him Hanni.
Utter destruction
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
Utter destruction.
Udder Destruction
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