Text box Puns

A list of puns related to "Text box"

I told /u/porichoygupto's Dad joke to my wife and kids via text, my wife's response was perfect. (Link to album in the text box.)

I'm getting some good mileage out of this joke. Thanks /u/porichoygupto !!!

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👤︎ u/Drumlin
📅︎ May 05 2018
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Dad sent me this with the caption: "Get it?!" Picture in text box

The Swiss Reaper

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👤︎ u/_var_log_messages
📅︎ May 25 2014
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What's in the middle of the Olympic sprinter's hyphenated last name?

a 100 meter dash.

Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.

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👤︎ u/nomotho
📅︎ May 10 2016
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad

Edit- got this off the back of a cereal box but damn love raking in this new text post juicy karma.

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👤︎ u/Driddle07
📅︎ Jul 21 2016
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I ordered a pair of glasses to my parent's house...

... and I texted my dad asking if the package came in the mail yet. I got a picture message of him holding the small box over his eyes with the text, "Better ask for your money back- I can't see with them."

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👤︎ u/ryanwils
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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Dad joked my friend while moving

My buddy got a new place and I helped him move. He has a lot of electronics and stuff and one of the boxes was marked, "terminal blocks."

I turned to him and pointed at the text and said, can we at least make them comfortable? It took him a few seconds of me grinning like a jackal before he covered his face and sighed in what I think was defeat. Hahaha!

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👤︎ u/shiningmidnight
📅︎ Mar 30 2014
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