It was D-grading.
Because they think every check is check mate
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
But it just resulted in a cacawphony
He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
It becomes AWARE wolf
he gets two worms, puts one in vodka, and one in water. The worm in vodka dies in 20 minutes, while the worm in water survives 3 whole days. the man asks his son, "what did you learn today?" and the son responds "never bathe in alcohol"
Teacher: “So I want everyone to understand that a dead body isn’t disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with one”
The teacher has everyone turn their body over
Teacher: “Now I want you all to stick your finger in it’s ass and hold it in there for a moment”
all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first
Teacher: “Okay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I do”
The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked
As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, “now see it’s not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my class”.
With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz
I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
But he said he couldn't make heads or tails of it
Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!
She replied “the ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her “no, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says “I’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
He's hopeless. He's got two left feet.
I would love to hear your thoughts.
Like, when you're freezing, go and stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
Spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.
(That was an Alkali.)
It's an integral part of education.
It really means a lot.
After all, you can't put Descartes before the horse.
It means allot.
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
“Why?” she asked.
“Because that’s what makes it beautiful.”
Oh, the eye roll on this kid.
I guess it must be sprocket science
Thank you for making me an expert in loading the dishwasher.
So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door
I just want to make a difference.
A cannibal lecture.
Can’t see it taking off
I guess I have too much time on my hands.
No strings attached
It's pointless
do janitors janit?
I asked him if he likes those dots that go over certain vowels.
He replied, "Umm, lots!"
Mass confusion.
It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.
Waste of time turns out hes got two left feet.
German kids will always be kinder
"Primary?"
"No, he's in college."
But there’s too many steps.
they can sell body parts for money.
"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."
"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.
smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".
Nobody can understand the Bavariables!
