On the way home I got mugged.
They're to steep.
I said uh oh casual-teas
A tea bag spends more time in the cup.
They don't improve your sex life.
But they stop your biscuits going soft. 😎
They got tea-bagged
Coworker was putting fresh water in her tea, which was too strong for her.
Me: Soooo...if you were to chart the level of flavor in tea vs. the amount of time you left the bag in the cup, would you end up with a steep curve?
Coworker: Stare
Today is my birthday and I went to see my parents. As I was leaving my dad reached for his wallet and said "here son, have a drink on me" and handed me a tea bag he had hidden in there.
He must have hidden it in there hours before in preparation.
Me, my girlfriend, and my dad were chatting before eating dinner. My younger sister walks in and starts to boil water to make tea, and joins the conversation. A few minutes pass, and my sister pours the water into her mug and puts in a a tea bag.
-Dad: What kind of tea is that?
-Sister: It's chamomile.
-Me: How are you supposed to see your dinner?
