A list of puns related to "Table stakes"
I take my steak blue rare. My mom takes her stake well done. After cooking the steaks my dad puts them on our plates at the dinner table. Without fail, I end up with a well done steak on my plate and my mom ends up with a blue rare steak on hers.
When my mom and I switch steaks, my dad proudly proclaims, "It appears I have made a miss-steak".
This happens once a month.
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