A list of puns related to "Buying In"
Only driven from time to time.
Heβs still making fun of me...
They both want each otherβs dough.
It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario
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No pressure.
It was Toulouse.
The Wurst Kase scenario
The owner took them around the ground floor and everything looked perfect, even more so for the low price. The couple were suspicious that they saw no sign of anything supernatural, yet. The owner was pleasant and a little excited when showing them the house, until they got to the stairs. The woman stopped and looked incredibly uncomfortable as she stalled for time. Growing impatient, the couple asked her:
"What's upstairs?"
"Not much, what's up with you?" replied the stairs.
Stock-at-home syndrome.
But I made money out of Finnair.
I have been holding onto this one for quite some time and got to use it today, while on vacation. When selecting eggs, which were about $9.80, I said "Wow, would you say these are...EGGspensive?"
She responded with a big eye roll. I was super happy.
The sign will say "liquor in the front, poker in the rear"
Being a US national, I wasnβt allowed to use the self Czech out.
you have to sine and cosine
...is adventageous.
And she said "Yeah if we have stables, we can offer livery services. People pay a lot for that."
I said, "yeah, and you can also grow some crops, like onions, if we had the land."
Long pause...
"Then you can offer livery and onion services!"
They told me my money wasn't Real.
I don't want two support crews.
She said she would be moooov'd.
I just got dad joked by my wife. :)
.. really only driven from time to time.
Itβs the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.
Itβs only been used from time to time.
Itβs the Wurst KΓ€se scenario
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