A list of puns related to "Systolic array"
where can I learn more about systolic arrays and how it is implemented, specifically for DSP operations.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Family, or even ourselves, can often grow worried while wondering about the dangers of HRT as a consequence of not being well informed and staying in the ignorance. I'm not a doctor, but here is a list of quotes from scientific sources that can help you, or not, feel a little bit safer about medically transitioning. Could work well for convincing your ignorant family ;)
Please get your blood tested though
''Hormone treatment in transgender people is accepted to be safe and increases overall wellbeing in most people. The most common (though rare) side effects are venous thrombosis in trans women due to oestrogens and polycythaemia caused by androgens in trans men.''
''Long-term pharmacotherapy for transgender patients does not alter the calcium, phosphate, alkaline phosphatase, and osteocalcin bone markers. Long-term pharmacotherapy for transgender patients will slightly increase the bone formation, expressed with increased PINP turnover markers.''
''Transsexual men did not experience important side effects such as cardiovascular events, hormone-related cancers, or osteoporosis. ''
''The data from the studies reported in the literature to date strongly suggest that treatment of FTMs with supra-physiological doses of T had minimal adverse effects. No increase in mortality, breast cancer, vascular disease, or other major health problems were reported.''
''In both the MβF and FβM transsexuals, total mortality was not higher than in the general population and, largely, the observed mortality could not be related to hormone treatment. No serious morbidity was observed which could be related to androgen treatment in the FβM transsexuals.''
''Only one myocardial infarction was observed in a 72-year-old FtM subject after 42 years of testosterone treatment. External causes of death were increased due to one death by illicit drug abuse, a cause of death extremely rare in the reference group of the female general population. Total number of cancer deaths wa
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
BamBOO!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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