Why did susie throw away the calendar?

It wouldn’t stop trying to date her !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickycata1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Why did the vegan girl get a Susie Q doll?

She found Barbie Q distasteful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, β€œI don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

I told him, β€œI don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear Dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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My daughter became a dad...

my two year old daughter was pretending to be asleep... I said "uh oh! I think she's asleep!" she said "I'm not asleep, I'm [Susie]!"

[name changed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socalitguy
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2016
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so my mom and dad are arguing...

My mom and dad are arguing about making food for some kind of church get together.

My dad says "Why are you being so adamant about not making any food!? Susie (some lady at church) can does it..."

My mom says "OH SO THEN WHY DONT YOU JUST GO AND LIVE WITH SUSIE??!"

my dad says: "OH! AS IF GEORGE (Susies husband) WOULD ALLOW THAT!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarmlessDane
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2013
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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