When visiting France, one has to go to the structure that allows sufficient observation to discover more than enough to be satisfied.

Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.

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My girlfriend said she might leave me because I didn't give her sufficient First-Aid assistance when she needed it.

Well, I wouldn't put it plaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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A suspicious looking spacecraft landed on Earth to bring back to life ray-finned fish. But one spacecraft wasn't sufficient, so more arrived.

I think it was extra to restore eels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Told my boss I would leave my job because they weren't giving me sufficient training.

"Well, you know where the door is," he said.

I said, "Actually no, I don't."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I was talking to my uncle about building a PC, and we got into an argument about how much RAM was sufficient...my dad, out of nowhere popped this pearler

"Ive got a problem with my RAM...

...It's Missing a horn."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adjudicator52
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
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Since impeachment is an entirely political process...

Will public opinion sufficiently Schifft through these proceedings??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phluper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Life Lesson

During a heated argument between my younger brother and I, I turned to my father, who was in the same room.

"Why didn't you and Mom just stop at one kid? Why'd you go and have this one?"

Without missing a beat, he turned to me and said,

"Yep, we should have learned from our mistakes."

It sufficiently ended the argument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-900-OKFACE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2014
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Science Puns

One of the funniest school puns; science puns

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.


The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.


If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.


A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”


Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!


How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.


What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O too” β€” and he died.


A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.


Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your β€œstyle.”


I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.


I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.


Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.


Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.


Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.


What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!


A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies β€œFor you, no charge”.


Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: β€œOh, no, I think I lost an electron.” β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYe

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Will Ferrell says he is quiting acting because his past work has already made him enough money.

He is elf sufficient.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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Here's a gem that I grew up with at the end of meals.

Often after clearing my plate, my Dad would say: Would you care for seconds? Me: No thank you. I've had sufficient. Dad: What's that? You've been fishing? Me: No, Dad. I've had plenty. Dad: You caught twenty?!

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When engineering professors try to tell jokes.

We were doing a lab using diesel engines.

"Once the fuel rack has been opened, the amount of fuel injected should be sufficient to keep the engine running under its own steam. Or even diesel."

He and the other prof then just start giggling.

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