A list of puns related to "Storm Windows"
Me to my dad: "I like cleaning glass. It ends up satisfyingly clean when your done"
my dad: "It's always nice to have clear objectives"
When I asked if he folded the possible reference to objective lenses into the joke on purpose, he just winked.
So this just happened in work chat:
> Dude: Holy shit, this ice storm.
> Dude: I can't see more than 3 feet outside my windows
> Dad: So there's two people outside and one is an amputee?
Saw this status on my friends Facebook page with a picture of his busted car window: "After yesterday's storm/flying treebranch. Awaiting the healing powers of the autoglass shaman. ". Someone else commented "if you put what you wrote into 3 lines, this makes a nice haiku"
I took that as a challenge. Here was the result:
Auto-glass shaman: The winds of change blew too hard. Can you heal my pane?
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