A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks a go and it still hurts.....
I can't believe it's not better.
A Harper Lee novel on trial refused to open up about their case case, but was still judged by it's cover.
Moral of the story... Don't kill animals.
Edit: remove one case
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
So I was buying cheese the other day when the clerk came out with a large wheel. Problem is, they tripped, landing on the wheel and crushed it. He asked if I still wanted it. I said no. He asked why.
I simple told him "It's no Gouda!"
I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it
I guess it must be sprocket science
I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...
It was Erie.
I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.
It's a legend.
So, I was very nervous because while my wife was on labor in our car, going to the hospital, we still had not decided what name to give our son. We never made it to the hospital, but the incident helped us to name our son.
We named him Carson.
After being warned to protect my new phone, I finally got my protection in the mail today. They sent me one meant for a teen girl with bieber on it. I still will use it until i can replace it to protect my phone.
Just in: Case; Justin case. Just Encase, just in case.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
Guys I have this really funny joke about construction but I’m still working on it.
Hahahahahdshshdishsdhh
Stevie Wonder went on a blind date, it didn't work out he's still not seeing anybody.
A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.
I can’t believe it’s not better.
I’d tell you a joke about construction but I’m still working on it.
