Stich Puns

A list of puns related to "Stich"

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic.

"Go ahead," he said, "Knock yourself out."

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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My dog needed stiches, and I saw he had SS on his lapel

Turns out the doctor was a veteran Aryan.

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👤︎ u/Goose_Is_Awesome
📅︎ Apr 21 2015
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What did the rapper say when he got a hole in his pants?

Britches get stiches!

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👤︎ u/FreemanForever
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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