Dad told me this one a few years back.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in hand, column connected to the crotch of his pants.

Bartender says "isn't that steering wheel bothering ya, buddy?"

And the pirate goes "yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"

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