I wonder where they'll stick him
When shopping for drinks in my local Marks and Spencer, I managed to drop my beer and it have it shatter on the floor, while attempting to put it in my basket. After apologising to the staff, I told them "looks like I can't handle my beer"
You can roast beef, but you can't pea soup.
Okay, I got that from iCarly, but it's not my fault that Spencer (Jerry Trainor) is legendary. XD
Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)
At Marx & Spencer.
Dad is sitting at breakfast table across from my brother and he grabs the newspaper. He turns it to a seemingly random page, looks up, and utters "Spencer, I see dead people". My brother goes to see the page. He turned it to the obituary section. Goddammit Dad.
