They were always having strikes
She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
I said no I didn’t know he could.
Because they are afraid of them striking
But then I spared him
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
“Didn't even know he played cricket" I replied
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
Opens up to reveal two bowling pins
A strike.
strike!
They all went on strike and the manager went spare.
I thought i’d spare you the trouble.
To make sure you always have a spare.
I sent my sister a text asking if she saw that our cousin was now engaged.
She said she hadn't been on Facebook because she was out bowling.
"Oh, so you didn't have the spare time?"
She sent back "ugh......." in response.
A bowling ball
A vegetable walks into a bowling ally and asks "What is it called if I knock half the puns down on my first roll, then knock the rest down on my second roll?" The man behind the counter looks up, shrugs, and says "A spare I guess" (Asparagus)
The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.
Puns for Kids
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What animals are on legal documents? Seals!
Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.
Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Dockyard: A physician’s garden.
What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!
The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
“What’s purple and 5000 miles long?” “Ooh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”
I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!
When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is
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