Sonya Wilde Puns

RAW 🔴 :

Aj Styles : 91 > 88 (-3)

Akira Tozawa : 77 > 69 (-8)

Alexa Bliss : 83 > 87 (+4)

Angelo Dawkins : 79 > 79 (0)

Apollo Crews : 74 > 81 (+7)

Austin Theory : 82 (NEW)

Becky Lynch : 90 > 90 (0)

Bianca Belair : 77 > 88 (+11)

Big E : 85 > 89 (+4)

Bobby Lashley : 86 > 90 (+4)

Carmella : 75 { 80 (+5)

Cedric Alexander : 80 > 77 (-3)

Chad Gable : 75 > 77 (+2)

Commander Azeez : 74 (NEW)

Damian Priest : 85 (NEW)

Dana Brooke : 69 > 70 (+1)

Dolph Ziggler : 81 > 82 (+1)

Dominik Mysterio : 81 (NEW)

Duodrop : 83 (NEW)

Edge : 89 > 92 (+3)

Finn Balor : 87 > 85 (-2)

Finn Balor Demon : 89 > 89 (0)

Kevin Owens : 87 > 88 (+1)

Liv Morgan : 70 > 83 (+13)

Maryse : 71 > 71 (0)

The Miz : 86 > 85 (-1)

Montez Ford : 79 > 83 (+4)

MVP : 77 (NEW)

Nikki ASH : 80 > 82 (+2)

Omos : 81 (NEW)

Otis : 74 > 83 (+9)

Queen Zelina : 83 > 80 (-3)

R-Truth : 79 > 76 (-3)

Randy Orton : 88 > 88 (0)

Reggie : 68 (NEW)

Rey Mysterio : 86 > 86 (0)

Rhea Ripley : 78 > 86 (+8)

Riddle : 80 > 86 (+6)

Robert Roode : 80 > 80 (0)

Seth Rollins : 92 > 90 (-2)

Shelton Benjamin : 77 > 76 (-1)

T-BAR : 76 (NEW)

Tamina : 73 > 73 (0)

Titus O'Neil : 75 > 72 (-3)

Veer : 76 (NEW)

SDL🔵 :

Aliyah : 76 (NEW)

Angel : 78 (NEW)

Cesaro : 83 > 83 (0)

Charlotte Flair : 87 > 90 (+3)

Drew Gulak : 82 > 70 (-12)

Drew Mcintyre : 87 > 91 (+4)

Erik : 81 > 76 (-5)

Happy Corbin : 87 > 85 (-2)

Humberto : 76 < 78 (+2)

Ivar : 81 > 78 (-3)

Jey Uso : 84 > 87 (+3)

Jimmy Uso : 84 > 86 (+2)

Jinder Mahal : 76 > 77 (+1)

King Woods : 85 > 86 (+1)

Kofi Kingston : 90 > 86 (-4)

MACE : 73 (NEW)

Madcap Moss : 75 (NEW)

Mansoor : 78 (NEW)

Mustafa Ali : 81 > 79 (-2)

Naomi : 77 > 81 (+4)

Natalya : 76 > 78 (+2)

Rick Boggs : 78 (NEW)

Ricochet : 85 > 79 (-6)

Ridgie Holland : 77 (NEW)

Roman Reigns : 92 > 95 (+3)

Sami Zayn : 80 > 84 (+4)

Sasha Banks : 80 > 88 (+8)

Shanky : 72 (NEW)

Shayna Baszler : 83 > 79 (-4)

Sheamus : 82 > 85 (+3)

Shinsuke Nakamura : 88 > 87 (-1)

Shotzi : 79 (NEW)

Xia Li : 78 (NEW)

Others 🔵🔴 :

Asuka : 84 > 85 (+1)

Bayley: 86 > 87 (+1)

Brock Lesnar : 93 > 93 (0)

Elias : 81 > 79 (-2)

Goldberg : 90 > 91 (+1)

John Cena : 89 > 89 (0)

Lacey Evans : 82 > 82 (0)

Sonya Deville : 78 > 78 (0)

NXT / NXT UK / 205 Live 🟡 :

The Brian Kendrick : 73 > 73 (0)

Bron Breakker :

I started playing a few days ago. Probably played like 3 hours just finished the mission helping Sonya with the camps and I’m just not really into it yet. Also not sure if I should fight, run or sneak past machines when I see them In the wild?

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

On June 8th, 1964, an employee at the Norwich Motel in Norwich, Connecticut opened the door to one of the rooms and discovered an unresponsive woman kneeling on the floor, her cheek pressed to the carpet, bloody sheets and towels between her legs. When the police and ambulance arrived, they declared the woman dead and began collecting evidence, including medical equipment and a textbook. Geraldine "Gerri" Santoro’s daughters would be told that she died in a car accident, not knowing until they were older their mother had recently left their father and was pregnant at the time of her death. Much later, her daughters and sister would learn Gerri had been worried her husband would react violently if he found out she was pregnant and had rented the hotel room with her boyfriend, Clyde Dixon, intending to self-induce an abortion. According to his testimony during his trial for manslaughter, Dixon used the textbook to teach himself the procedure and panicked when Gerri began to hemorrhage. He fled. He would eventually serve a year in prison for manslaughter. The man who provided him the textbook was charged with “conspiring to commit an abortion.” Almost ten years later, in April 1973, just months after the ruling in the affirmative for Roe, Ms. magazine published a photograph of Gerri taken by the police, showing her just as the maid found her. The article with the photograph was titled simply, "Never Again."

#Context for this Post

The theme for this megathread was first proposed to the AskHistorians flair community in September, shortly after the United States Supreme Court announced it would hear arguments in Thomas E. Dobbs, State Health Officer of the Mississippi Department of Health v. Jackson Women's Health Org on December 1st. The plan was we’d have several months to find an approach to the topic, organize our thinking, and craft a concise but thorough history for interested members of the AH community. But then, on October 22nd, the Supreme Court announced they would hear arguments regarding Texas Senate Bill 8 today, November 1st. It is generally acknowledged in the legal and reproductive justice community that a ruling for Mississippi in the Dobbs case – or a ruling for Texas in United States v. Texas – will overturn the key ruling of Roe v. Wade, ending pregnant people’s constitutional protections regarding abortion. This will mean that a person’s right to obtain an abortion will depend on the laws in individual states. Included in the

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NXT UK TakeOver: Payback (or NXT UK TakeOver: London) (August 30, 2020 at O2 Arena (WWE ThunderDome) London, England, United Kingdom)

Gallus (Mark Coffey and Wolfgang) (c) (NXT UK) vs. Grizzled Young Veterans (James Drake and Zack Gibson) (NXT UK) - NXT UK Tag Team Championship Match

A-Kid (c) (NXT UK) vs. Travis Banks (NXT UK) - NXT UK Heritage Cup Championship Match

Jordan Devlin (NXT UK) vs. Noam Dar (NXT UK)

Ligero (NXT UK) vs. Gentleman Jack Gallagher (NXT UK)

Walter (c) (NXT UK) vs. Joe Coffey (NXT UK) vs. Dave Mastiff (NXT UK) - Triple Threat Match for the NXT United Kingdom Championship

Doudrop (c) vs. Kay Lee Ray (NXT UK) - Three Stages of Hell Match for the NXT UK Women's Championship

First Match: Singles Match (Doudrop), Second Match: Falls Count Anywhere Extreme Rules Match (Kay Lee Ray), and Third Match: Steel Cage Match (Kay Lee Ray)

Clash of Champions 2020 (September 27, 2020 at Little Ceasars Arena (WWE ThunderDome) Detroit, Michigan)

Bayley and Sasha Banks (c) (SmackDown) vs. The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane) (via Submission) (Raw) - WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Match

The Bar (Sheamus and Cesaro) (c) (SmackDown) vs. Heavy Machinery (Otis and Tucker) - WWE Tag Team Championship Match

Sami Zayn (c) (SmackDown) vs. Big E (SmackDown) - WWE Intercontinental Championship Match

Andrade "Cien" Almas (c) (Raw) vs. Finn Bálor (Raw) vs. Apollo Crews (Raw) vs. Bobby Lashley (Raw) - Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match for the WWE United States Championship

Sasha Banks (c) (SmackDown) vs. Paige (via Disqualification) (SmackDown) - WWE Women's Championship Match

The Street Profits (Montez Ford and Angelo Dawkins) (c) (Raw) vs. Angel Garza and Humberto Carrillo - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship Match

Asuka (c) (via Submission) (Raw) vs. Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross (Raw) - 2-on-1 Handic

Earlier update than expected in case IS anticipates the announcement (the 25th being Christmas AND on a Saturday).

Last 12 Resplendent skins with oddities highlighted in bold:

Archanea games are merged due to no clear distinction between SD/NM, Elibe/Jugdral opuses aren't due to being distinct enough, and Radiant Dawn progresses further than Path of Radiance (latter is still in Book 1, former reached Book 2 as Sanaki was its only Book 1 representative).

December in summary: Nowi was predictably divisive and her reception was mixed (with some unapologetically horny comments, which isn't surprising either). Ishtar made the best impressions in the last 6 months... which wasn't hard given that outside of Raven, some were okayish at best (Amelia, Tailtiu, Kagero) while the rest was more or less disappointing.

Observations, personal conjectures & tentative patterns:

• Eligible units seem to be Book 1/2 summonable Heroes (up until CYL2, presumably). Adding Book 2 candidates barely changes anything for Archanea, Valentia, Thracia, Binding Blade & Tellius, while adding a noticeable amount of options for Genealogy, Blazing Blade, Sacred Stones, Awakening & Fates. Whether Grail units are eligible is still unknown at this point.
• There are 28 female & 18 male characters (mostly protagonists), we're around a 3:2 female:male ratio which is within expectations.
• **Characters tend to be popular/iconic overall and/or within their home

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EYES

Morphe 35e palette RIS used a few time a lot of colors still not touched $10

Carli Bybel BH Cosmetics RIS left highlighter repressed $6(SOLD)

MUG singles in Neptune, Taupe Notch and Moondust used a few times each $3 each

Colourpop x Sonya Esman Gemini by Night used 2x $13

Stila Foil Finish in Kitten and Metallic Dusty Rose used 1x each $10 each

Kylie Crème Shadow in Copper RIS used 3x tons still left $10

Kiko sticks in 05, 38 and 36 RIS used 1x each $4 each

HIGHLIGHTERS

Cover FX drops in Sunlight used 2x $30

NYX Born to Glow in Gleam BN $3

Becca SSP Poured in Opal used 2x $17

Tarte in Stunner used 2x $15

Vintage by Jessica Liebeskind in Rose Gold used 3x $15

Laura Geller in Gilded Honey BNIB $15

BLUSH

Becca in Wild Honey used 2x $18(SOLD)

Nars in Orgasm used 2x $18

It Cosmetics in Magical Mauve used 2x $10 this is a really good color for deeper skin tones. lighter skin tones would have to use a super light hand for this one.

PRIMER

MAC Natural Radiance in Yellow used 2x $20

Pixi Flawless and Poreless Primer BNIB $5

LIPS

Colourpop UGL in Wolfie and Dropout used 1x each with clean wands $3 each

Too Faced La Crème lip creams in Jelly Bean and Coral Fire used 5x each $5 each

Buxom gloss in Jasmine used 10x with my disposable wands $5

Nars lip pencil in Cruella DS used 4x $3

CONCEALER

Nars RCC in Vanilla BNIB $20

Nars Soft Matte in Macadamia used 4x $18

Pixi correction concentrate in Awakening Apricot used 2x $3

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Note:

(Mickie James steps down from her role as SmackDown General Manager on the 15/4/21 episode of SmackDown. Sonya Deville is named as her replacement.)

Backlash 2021

Date: 16/5/21

Location: Enterprise Center, St Louis, Missouri

Ruby Riott w/Liv Morgan vs Kay Lee Ray w/Alexa Bliss

(Ruby Riott and Liv Morgan continue their cross-branded feud with Alexa Bliss and Kay Lee Ray. Riott challenges KLR to this match, saying that KLR’s arrival at WrestleMania caught her and Liv off-guard, but now she’s ready, and she won’t allow KLR to stroll onto the main roster and think she can make a name for herself at her expense. KLR says she carried NXT UK on her back for 586 days as NXT UK Women’s Champion, but she got tired of facing the same weak-minded little girls day in and day out, and now she’s ready to wipe the slate clean on the main roster’s women’s division, starting with Ruby. Following the match, Alexa handcuffs Liv to the ropes, while KLR grabs a steel chair, places it around Ruby’s neck, and repeatedly stomps on the chair. KLR then climbs to the middle rope and lands another stomp to the fallen Ruby as Liv is forced to watch, much like what KLR did to Toni Storm a year ago. Bliss then grabs another steel chair and adds insult to injury by hitting Ruby with a Conchairto. Ruby is then taken away on a stretcher by paramedics, with this being her last match in WWE before her departure to AEW in the coming months As Ruby is lead away, a look of pure rage crosses Liv’s face.)

United States Championship:

Matt Riddle (c) w/Randy Orton vs Dominik Dijakovic

(Dominik Dijakovic defeats Sheamus and The Miz in a triple threat match on Raw to become number one contender. Matt Riddle says that under the guidance of his new bro, Randy Orton, he's got a whole new skill set of moves in his arsenal that will ensure he walks out still United States Champion. Dijakovic says that he knows Riddle is talented enough to succeed on his own, but he doesn't need a snake like Orton to guide his career, because the US title will do that for him. Dijakovic counters an RKO attempt from Riddle into Feast Your Eyes to become the new US Champion.)

SmackDown Tag Team Championship:

The Mysterios (c) vs Apollo Crews & Commander Azeez

(Apollo Crews and Commander Azeez invoke their rematch clause after WrestleMania. Apollo says that he and Azeez weren't even pinned during the fatal four-way and Rey and Dominik can’t call themselves champions without

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

In light of the recent wave of releases, here’s my updated roster list for future reference when I plan to revisit this project in the new year and finish up at WrestleMania 39.

Raw:

Adam Pearce (Raw General Manager)

AJ Styles

Akira Tozawa

Alexa Bliss

Angel Garza

Angelo Dawkins

Apollo Crews

Asuka

Bianca Belair

Big E

Bobby Lashley

Carmella

Cedric Alexander

Cesaro

Chad Gable

Charlotte Flair

Commander Azeez

Dominik Mysterio

Drew Gulak

Edge

Elias

Finn Bálor

Humberto Carrillo

John Morrison

Karrion Kross

Kay Lee Ray

Keith Lee

Kevin Owens

Kofi Kingston

Lacey Evans

Matt Riddle

The Miz

Montez Ford

MVP

Nikki Cross

Otis

R-Truth

Randy Orton

Raquel Gonzalez

Rey Mysterio

Rhea Ripley

Rick Boogs

Sarah Logan

Scarlett

Shayna Baszler

Shelton Benjamin

Shinsuke Nakamura

Tamina

Xavier Woods

Zelina Vega

SmackDown:

Aliyah

Ashante "Thee" Adonis

B-Fab

Bayley

Becky Lynch

Brock Lesnar

Damian Priest

Dolph Ziggler

Dominik Dijakovic

Drew McIntyre

EC3

Hanson

Happy Corbin

Isaiah "Swerve" Scott

James Drake

Jeff Hardy

Jey Uso

Jimmy Uso

Jinder Mahal

Liv Morgan

Madcap Moss

Mandy Rose

Mansoor

Mia Yim

Mustafa Ali

Naomi

Natalya

Nick Miller

Omos

Paul Heyman

Ricochet

Robert Roode

Roman Reigns

Rowe

Sami Zayn

Santana Garrett

Sasha Banks

Seth Rollins

Shane Thorne

Shanky

Sheamus

Sonya Deville (SmackDown General Manager)

Tegan Nox

Top Dolla

Veer

Zack Gibson

NXT:

Alexander Wolfe

Austin Theory

>!Bandido (Signed from ROH)!<

Boa

Bronson Reed

Cameron Grimes

Candice LeRae

Dakota Kai

Danny Burch

Dexter Lumis

Drake Maverick

Elektra Lopez

Ember Moon

Fabian Aichner

Fandango

Frankie Monet

Gran Metalik

Hachiman

Ikemen Jiro

Io Shirai

Ivy Nile

Jake Atlas

>!Jay Lethal (signed from ROH)!<

Jinny

Joaquin Wilde

Johnny Gargano

>!Jonathan Gresham (signed from ROH)!<

Joseph Conners

Kacy Catanzaro

Kayden Carter

KUSHIDA

Kyle O'Reilly

LA Knight

Leon Ruff

Lince Dorado

Malcom Bivens

>!Mandy Leon (signed from ROH)!<

Marcel Barthel

Mercedes Martinez

Nash Carter

Oney Lorcan

Pete Dunne

Piper Niven

Priscilla Kelly

Raul Mendoza

Ridge Holland

Roderick Strong

Samoa Joe

Santos Escobar

Sarray

Shotzi Blackheart

Timothy Thatcher

Tommaso Ciampa

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

***

Myth: Vikramaditya never existed, he’s just a legendary ruler based on Chandragupta II; there is no epigraphy or coinage issued by him, and he is not mentioned in the dynastic histories (vamsanucharita) of the Puranas.

Overcorrection: Vikramaditya not only existed, but became a world-emperor, ruling over the Middle East, Central Asia, Eastern Europe and Western China.

Truth: The Malavas of Ujjain won at least a defensive war against the Scythians c. 57 BC, possibly causing the destabilization of Scythian power back at Taxila. The Malava chief responsible for this feat may well have been named Vikrama.

***

The Maurya-Gupta interregnum (180 BC – 250 AD), in particular the period 57 BC – 78 AD, was a giant mess when it comes to the history of North-Western India.

South India under the Satavahanas and North India under the Shungas and successive Magadhan dynasties prospered in this period under relatively stable Vedic governance. In the North-West, however, the situation could only be described as political chaos.

There is already confusion about the political history in the period of Greco-Bactrian invasions before 57 BC [1], and during the period of Scythian invasions, sovereignty was fuzzy and fluctuating, borders were non-constant or even ill-defined, and the chronology is highly uncertain. It would perhaps be most accurate to refer to the period as a complex multipartite war between the Greco-Bactrians, Scythians, Parthians, Yuezhi and local and imperial Indic states.

In the midst of all this chaos, there is one name that shines most brightly: Vikramaditya of Ujjain – who, as per traditional record, emerged victorious over the invaders and established a glorious golden age of prosperity and governance in accordance with Vedic laws. His victory over the Scythians c. 57 BC marks the epoch of the Vikrama Samvat, the traditional Hindu calendar – and his name was immortalized by history as a regal title, equivalent to “Caesar” in Europe or “Alexander” in Persia.

The purpose of this text is to reconstruct a precise history of the period between 57 BC – 78 AD based on the primary sources available to us.

If you’re unfamiliar with the historical context, read the background chapters first.

Table of contents

• Historicity of Vikramaditya
• Reconstructing the period 57 BC – 78 AD
• Aftermath: 78 – 250
• Background: start of the barbarian invasions
• Background: 180 – 57 BC

Historicity of Vikramaditya

The most inform

Most Likely (Current Male Superstars)

• Aj Styles
• Akira Tozawa
• Angel Garza
• Angelo Dawkins
• Apollo Crews
• Ashante Adonis
• Austin Theory
• Baron Corbin/Happy Corbin
• Big E
• BOA
• Bobby Lashley
• Brock Lesnar
• Cameron Grimes
• Cedrick Alexander
• Cesaro
• Chad Gable
• Commander Azeez
• Damian Priest
• Danny Burch
• Dexter Lumis
• Dolph Ziggler
• Dominik Mysterio
• Drake Maverick
• Drew Gulak
• Drew Mcintyre
• Edge
• Elias
• Erik
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• Finn Balor
• Gran Metalik
• Humberto Carrillo
• Ilja Dragunov
• Isaiah Scott
• Ivar
• James Drake
• Jaxson Ryker
• Jeff Hardy
• Jey Uso
• Jimmy Uso
• Jinder Mahal
• Joaquin Wilde
• John Morrison
• Johnny Gargano
• Karrion Kross
• Keth Lee
• Kevin Owens
• Kofi Kingston
• Kushida
• Kyle O'Reilly
• LA Knight
• Lince Dorado
• Mace
• MVP
• Mansoor
• Marcel Barthel
• Mark Andrews
• Montez Ford
• Mustafa Ali
• Nash Carter
• Noam Dar
• Omos
• Oney Lorcan
• Otis
• Pat Mcafee
• Pete Dunne
• R-Truth
• Randy Orton
• Raul Mendoza
• Reggie
• Rey Mysterio
• Rick Boogs
• Ricochet
• Riddick Moss
• Riddle
• Ridge Holland
• Robert Roode
• Robert Stone
• Roderick Strong
• Roman Reigns
• Sami Zayn
• Samao Joe
• Santoes Escobar
• Seth Rollins
• Shane Thorne
• Shanky
• Sheamus
• Shelton Benjamin
• T-Bar
• The Brian Kendrick
• The Miz
• Timothy Thatcher
• Titus O'Neil
• Tommaso Ciampa
• Top Dolla
• Trent Seven
• Tyler Bate
• Veer
• Walter
• Wes Lee
• Xavier Woods
• Zack Gibson

Less Likely But Some Are Possible(Current Male Superstars)

• A-Kid
• Amir Jordan
• Andre Chase
• Andy Shepherd
• Ashton Smith
• Bailey Matthews
• Brutus Creed
• Carmelo Hayes
• Dave Mastiff
• Davey Boy Smith Jr
• Duke Hudson
• Eddie Dennis
• Flash Morgan Webster
• Grayson Waller
• Guru Raaj
• Hachiman
• Ikemen Jiro
• Jack Starz
• Joe Coffey
• Joe Gacy
• Jordan Devlin
• Joseph Conners
• Josh Briggs
• Julius Creed
• Kenny Williams
• Levi Miur
• Lewis Howley
• Mark Coffey
• Nathan Frazer
• Nigel Mcguinness
• Odyssey Jones
• Oliver Carter
• Primate
• Rampage Brown
• Rohan Raja
• Sam Gradwell
• Sam Stoker
• Saurav
• Saxton Huxley
• Sha Samuels
• Sid Scala
• Teoman
• The Fiend (The Character not Bray Wyatt)
• Trey Baxter
• Tyson T-Bone
• Vic Joseph
• Wade Barrett
• Wild Boar
• William Regal
• Wolfgang
• Xyon Quinn

Best Chance of Making it in(Male Legends)

• Andre The Giant
• Bam Bam Bigelow
• Batista
• Big Boss Man
• The Boogeyman
• Booker T
• Bradshaw
• Bret “The Hitman” Hart
• British Bulldog
• Brutas Beefcake
• Bubba Ray Dudley
• Cactus Jack
• Diesel
• Du

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

[Removed]

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

NXT UK Takeover: Blackpool IV

Date: 9/1/22

Location: Empress Ballroom, Blackpool, England

NXT UK Heritage Championship:

Noam Dar (c) w/Sha Samuels vs Dave Mastiff w/Jack Starz (2-1)

(Noam Dar defeats Tyler Bate for the NXT UK Heritage Championship on the 28/10/21 episode of NXT UK, after Trent Seven accidentally throws in the towel when Bate refuses to tap to a Champagne Super Knee Bar. For weeks, Dar begins arrogantly boasting about how he defeated Bate and proved that "The Big Strong Daftie" is not on The Scottish Supernova’s level. He’s confronted by Dave Mastiff, who’s recently formed an odd couple tag team with Jack Starz. The Bomber says Dar is just a runt with a big mouth, and it’s time someone shut him up. He challenges Dar to this match, which Dar accepts. Dar wins the first fall in Round 1 by pinfall via roll up, Mastiff ties things up at one fall apiece in Round 3 after a powerbomb. Dar wins Round 5 by pinfall when Samuels cheap shots Mastiff while the referee is distracted by Dar, which causes Starz to bravely tackle Samuels and attack him at ringside. The Scottish Supernova capitalises on the chaos by low blowing The Bomber and landing a Nova Roller to retain the title.)

Singles Match to determine the #1 Contender for the NXT UK Women’s Championship:

Aoife Valkyrie vs Bea Priestley

(After getting her first taste of WarGames in December, The Top Gaijin, undefeated since her arrival in NXT UK last summer, returns to the brand and sets her sights on the NXT UK Women’s Championship. Priestley says that she came to NXT UK because this is a promotion that knows how to treat talent like her correctly, not firing her because she couldn't get into America because of circumstances out of her control (a reference to how AEW let her go.), and she will achieve her goal of becoming the new NXT UK Women’s Champion. Aoife Valkyrie says now that she’s no longer undefeated, she’s ready to rise from the ashes and put an end to Priestley’s arrogant lust for greed.)

Triple Threat Match for the NXT UK Tag Team Championship:

Gallus (Mark Coffey & Wolfgang) (c) w/Joe Coffey vs Moustache Mountain vs Pretty Deadly

(Gallus win the NXT UK Tag Team Championship from Pretty Deadly on the 2/9/21 episode of NXT UK. Joe Coffey says that now that the Gallus boys are finally on top, they dare anybody to try and invade their kingdom and take their titles. The main story coming into this match is the slightly simmering tension betwee

WWE has a Jeff Hardy push primed but they need to pull the trigger on the Charismatic Enigma. Kofi’s gotten Kofi-Mania its time for Hardy-Mania

December 3 Smackdown

After the events of the Black Friday Battle Royal, Smackdown opens with Jeff Hardy meeting with Adam Pearce and Sonya Deville. Jeff storms in and asks for an explanation on why he is being screwed out of opportunities and why they’re allowing it. He was the sole survivor and took Seth Rollins to his limit. He deserves the opportunity and they know it. Pearce and Deville give him his shot. Tonight’s main event will be Sami Zayn vs. Jeff Hardy for the Number 1. Contenders spot. In the main event, Jeff and Sami put on a banger (we’ve seen before they can do it and put on another Match of the Year candidate) until Sami goes to the top rope where Jeff cuts him off as quick as he did when he was younger. In a blink of an eye, Hardy hits him with a super Twist of Fate leaving both men laying in the ring. As they lay there, Brock Lensar’s music hits and he hits the ring. He destroys both Hardy and Zayn with F-5s before the Usos get demolished too leaving Brock as the only one standing as the show goes off the air.

December 10 Smackdown

Early in the show, Kayla Braxton interviews Jeff. She asks what’s next for the Charismatic Enigma? He replies “Honestly, at this point I don’t know.” He looks defeated before staring down Braxton and saying “If going to Pearce and Deville doesn’t do anything, maybe I need to talk to someone else,” before walking off. Later in the show, Jeff walks into the office of the most powerful man in WWE: Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Vince welcomes him in and then Jeff asks “Vince, you know me, you know this business, you know Smackdown better than anyone else. Why am I getting screwed over at every turn? I’m a veteran, I’ve been here longer than anyone besides you. I deserve to be in the main event picture.” Vince sits forward and replies “Jeff you answered your own question. You’re a veteran. It’s a young man’s game now. I’m sorry, Jeff. You just don’t have it anymore.” Jeff gets angry and answers back. “ Vince, with all due respect, you know that’s bullshit. I was the last man standing for this show at Survivor Series. A month ago, I pinned the man that your lackeys allowed to sit out the Battle Royal until they announced me as the winner like the lowlife he is. Then you let them bring Brock out when I finally get my fair fight and call it a no contest? I’ve proven to the WW

Extreme Rules 2020

(No Horror Show tagline)

Date: 19/7/2020

Location: Allstate Arena, Rosemont, Illinois

SmackDown Tag Team Championship:

The War Raiders (c) vs Sheamus & King Corbin

(After Backlash, Sheamus and King Corbin defeat Chad Gable and Mustafa Ali on SmackDown to become the number one contenders, injuring them by attacking before the match. The War Raiders say that it doesn't matter if Sheamus and Corbin dress up as a pair of Men in Black rejects, they're not walking out with their titles. Towards the end of the match, all the LED lights on the stage, the arena, and the ring apron all fade to black, 1 by 1, with the screens saying "you were warned". The LED lights come back on, but they're all replaced with the Smackdown Hacker silhouette. This distracts Corbin long enough for the Raiders to hit a Fallout and retain the SmackDown Tag Team Championship.)

Singles Match for the Money in the Bank Briefcase:

Shinsuke Nakamura w/Paul Heyman vs Dolph Ziggler w/Robert Roode

(Dolph Ziggler reignites his feud with Shinsuke Nakamura after Backlash. Ziggler says that Shinsuke has become an afterthought since losing the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 36, and holding the Money in the Bank briefcase clearly isn't helping his career, so it'll be better off in the hands of someone who knows how it works. Heyman says that Shinsuke is just waiting for the right time to cash in, and The Show-Off hasn't really done anything for the last three years.)

Tables Match for the United States Championship:

Bobby Lashley (c) w/The Hurt Business vs Kevin Owens

(Kevin Owens continues his feud with The Hurt Business. Owens tries to drive a wedge between Cedric Alexander and the other Hurt Business members, saying that The Hurt Business really had to go out of their way to recruit Cedric Alexander, someone he used to have respect for, just so they could no longer be called a group of 40 year old GQ rejects wearing cheap designer suits. Lashley says that it doesn't matter who is in The Hurt Business, the goal remains the same; dominate and collect. And Owens will learn to keep The Hurt Business’s name out of his mouth.)

Intercontinental Championship:

Ricochet (c) vs EC3

(After failing to become World Heavyweight Champion, EC3 turns his attention to the Intercontinental Championship by defeating Jeff Hardy to become number one contender on SmackDown. EC3 says that he hasn't been the same since January, and he

Backlash 2021

Date: May 16th, 2021

Location: WWE Thunderdome, Yuengling Center, Tampa, Florida

Card

2 out of 3 Falls Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championships

Alexa Bliss & Bea Priestly (C) vs The Riott Squad (2-0)

(Liv and Ruby invoke their rematch clause against Alexa and Bea, saying that Bea's arrival at Mania caught them off-guard, but now they're ready. Bea says she came to WWE because this is a promotion that knows how to treat talent like her correctly, not firing her because she couldn't get into the country because of circumstances out of her control (a reference to how AEW let her go). Following the match, Bea and Alexa handcuff Liv to the ropes, grab a set of chairs, and repeadlety hit Ruby with conchairtos. Ruby Riott is then carried away on a stretcher, with this being her last match in WWE. As Ruby is lead away, Liv Morgan looks extremely pi$$ed.)

WWE United States Championship

Matt Riddle (C) w/Randy Orton vs Dominik Dijakovic

(Dijakovic beats Sheamus and The Miz in a triple threat match to get this opportunity against Riddle. Matt Riddle says that under the guidance of his new best friend RAAAAANDY, he's got a whole new skill set of moves in his arsenal, a skill set that will ensure he walks out the new United States Champion. Dijakovic says that he doesn't need some snake like Randy to guide his career, because he'll have the US title to do that for him. Dijakovic gets the win by countering an RKO attempt from Riddle into Feast Your Eyes to become the new US Champ.)

Smackdown Tag Team Championships

The Mysterios (C) vs Apollo Crews & Commander Azeez

(Crews and Azeez invoke their rematch clause against Rey & Dominik. Apollo says that he and Azeez weren't even pinned for those titles, how can Rey and Dominik call themselves champions without beating Nigerian Royalty. Rey and Dominik say that they didn't need to pin Walmart Killmonger and M'Baku to win the belts, but if they want a rematch, they'll give it to them.)

Sheamus vs Damian Priest

(instead of being in the colossal failure that was the zombie lumberjack match, Damian Priest enters into a feud with Sheamus, after Priest scores a victory over The Celtic Warrior on Raw and breaks his nose, causing Sheamus to become Cody Rhodes circa 2011. Sheamus says that this flash in the pan is gonna pay for damaging his good looks, and he'll pay for it with his life. Priest says that him breaking Sheamus' nose was nothing perso

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