Generating all our electricity from solar power...

is not going to happen overnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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I own a solar powered food maker.

It's an apple tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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If I have a solar-powered phone, and I use it to make a call…

… is that a sun dial?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I was walking round a shop when I noticed a mooning gnome solar powered lamp...

I looked at my wife and said surely if he's mooning, it's lunar powered right?

(I hope everyone understands "mooning" is when someone gets their rear end out, dunno if it's just a British term)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alfherin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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Just got back from Lowe’s where I picked up a cool new gadget.

Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.

It’s real Cutting Hedge Technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krusty100
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Customer came into my work today

As a bit of context, at my work we sell Solar Powered Waving Queens. They wave with their right hand. A repeat customer came in with her husband and dog to get a dog treat and they see these queens, and the man looks to the wife(the repeat customer) and holds up his left hand saying "Do you know why the Queen doesn't wave with this hand?"

His wife says "No, why?"

Her husband says "Well, because it's my hand." His wife rolls her eyes and I'm standing behind the counter laughing my ass off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miyubear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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My dad friend on heating his house

My friend, who is a dad, heats his house with only a wood burning stove. When remarking on it, he says, "Yep, the whole house is solar powered!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivarwaters
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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Generating all of our power from solar energy ....

... its not going to happen overnight!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Awesome-79
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I own a solar powered food maker...

It's a apple tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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