My teacher threw sodium chloride at me, it was a-salt.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xxxhotsauceion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I eat a lot of salt, but the WHO suggests consuming 2,000 mg of sodium daily.

I don't know what a band knows about health, but I take it with a grain of salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berriobvious
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Don’t ever make Sodium angry.

Otherwise you’ll be charged with aggravating a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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A guy walks into a bar...

... With him, he's got some sodium chloride and an Energizer. A police officer walks up to him and says, "Sir, I'm afraid you're under arrest."

He replies, "What am I being charged with?".

The police officer replies, "A salt, and battery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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If you tell people "na" periodically it will just end up making them salty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arcadesdude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Chainsaws

A brilliant man created a new chainsaw that only required 5 grams of sodium chloride and just one AA battery to work. It was charged with a salt and battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5Dimensional
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC]

The taberNaCl.

(I would apologize, but this is /dadjokes)

(X-posted to jokes.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qdiggles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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I love telling jokes about salt.

They're sodium funny!

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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If someone throws sodium chloride at you, that's assault.

Sodium chloride is a salt. Assault is pronounced like "a salt" in some places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ian_The_Great1507
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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Dinner discussion took a turn today...

My family was discussing the pros and cons of flavoured water nutritional value

[Mom]: So what is sodium?

[Bro]: Its a salt.

[Dad]: No, that's when a bad guy beats up an old lady.

stunned silence as me and Dad roar with laughter.

Took mom and bro 5 mins to get the joke.... I'm on this thread too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearGlider
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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Wherein my father in law fends off someone pushing free samples at the grocery store...

My father in law is a vegetarian. Apparently at one point he was at the grocery store and a lady there was giving out samples of meatballs or something.

Woman: Would you like a sample?

Father in law: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Woman (not giving up): It's low sodium!

Father in law: Well, I'm still a vegetarian, and I would have to put salt on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lendrick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
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