A list of puns related to "Sodium salts"
I don't know what a band knows about health, but I take it with a grain of salt.
Otherwise youβll be charged with aggravating a salt.
... With him, he's got some sodium chloride and an Energizer. A police officer walks up to him and says, "Sir, I'm afraid you're under arrest."
He replies, "What am I being charged with?".
The police officer replies, "A salt, and battery."
A brilliant man created a new chainsaw that only required 5 grams of sodium chloride and just one AA battery to work. It was charged with a salt and battery.
The taberNaCl.
(I would apologize, but this is /dadjokes)
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They're sodium funny!
Sodium chloride is a salt. Assault is pronounced like "a salt" in some places.
My family was discussing the pros and cons of flavoured water nutritional value
[Mom]: So what is sodium?
[Bro]: Its a salt.
[Dad]: No, that's when a bad guy beats up an old lady.
stunned silence as me and Dad roar with laughter.
Took mom and bro 5 mins to get the joke.... I'm on this thread too much.
My father in law is a vegetarian. Apparently at one point he was at the grocery store and a lady there was giving out samples of meatballs or something.
Woman: Would you like a sample?
Father in law: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Woman (not giving up): It's low sodium!
Father in law: Well, I'm still a vegetarian, and I would have to put salt on it.
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