“Maybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”
...I could stay up until midnight with my eyes closed.
I swear I nearly shipped my pants.
Son: what did the fig say to the table?
Me: I don't know, what did the fig say to the table?
Son, angry voice: Hey! I'm asking the questions here. You FIG-ure it out.
Edit: thanks for the silver, I'll tell the boy in the morning!
Edit 2: explained to my son about the up votes and awards. When he heard that someone spent real money to congratulate him for the joke, he said he bets it was his grandparents. He's excited y'all enjoyed it.
It was in plane sight!
Because they know fifty ways to tie the knot
Because they have their own scales
I literally just stare at the sun and I'm full. Thanks photosynthesis.
Because they are always down to Earth
There just plug and play
It’s a walk in the park.
If they're good, they suck. If they're bad, they suck.
They were washingtons.
That was some good Friday traffic.
They only have carrion luggage.
It's one of urinate abilities.
Because they're a bunch of suckers!
I can do it with my eyes closed
I can do it with my eyes closed!
Because they come with their own scales!
They come with their own scales.
Because they have lots of scales
